Mine will be 
"my right arm is a lot stronger than my left arm"
*it doesn't have to be true, just try to keep it funny, even though mine is 100% true
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Size doesn't mean everything.
"Quit flopping around."
"i only need seconds"
"Imagine if I had a real girlfriend!"
"What do you mean my hammer's too big?"
"Yes, that was a banana. No one expects the banana."
"Its only fun if they run."
...Okay, thats fucked up O.o
"Why do I feel... nothing?"
"Weird echoing dolphin sounds." -Rek'Sai
The words are nonexistent to the human language.
Like my sex life.
: <Makes harmonious sounds. >
"My hands are stained."
"A master stroke!"
"To shake, or not to shake."
"crying noises"
"There is such potential in one mortal life; you have wasted yours."
Ascended "I've waited a millennium for this!"
Joke: Ascended : "Only ten of you? How disappointing."
I am alive only during the performance
: "Is that a rocket in your pocket?"
"You were alone the whole time!"
"Here's a tip, and a spear behind it!"
Boop. Booop. BOOP
"That tasted purple!"
"You are nothing more than glass, waiting to be smashed"
: "..."
"I find them unworthy."
Cries in a corner
"I will not falter!"
"Fear not, I'm coming."
"DEMACIA!"
"Get up! Fight!"
"Yes... I like this weapon."
"Think you can take me?"
"Chaaaaaaaarge!"
"I am in control."
"I will not hold back."'
"Do not deny me."
"No technique is forbidden."
"What I have done... cannot be undone."
"It's gonna blow!"
"Come on, come on, come on!"
"What do you mean this doesn't look safe?"
"Speak softly...and ride a big yeti!"
"Here we go!"
"The time for talk is over."
"How should I proceed?"
"My hands are stained."
"No more hesitation."
"Up for a showdown?"
"Would you prefer the good cop, or the bad cop?"
"I have the tools for the job."
"Want another shot? I wouldn't want to leave things up in the air."
"No touching!"
b-baka!!
"I have seen two paths and made another between."
They will feel my pain - Morgana
Bonus: Woah! That was AWESOME; I didn't know I could do that! - Taliyah
: "The key to the, uhh... huh? That is the, uhh... what? Urgh! Keep your hand to yourself!"
Ok
"Look...BEHIND YOU...!"
"(Insert Draven quote here)"
" Fired up and ready to serve " ^ We all knew this one was coming ^ (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ ..... Why are you looking at me like that...
"Feel my sting!
"What do you mean my hammer's too big?"
Ok
Rock solid
Rules are made to be broken... like buildings! Or people
Say hello to my little gems
and of course
Fear not, I'm coming
She belongs in a museum!
HAHAHAH, You're leaking
You wanna play too? It'll be fun~
"Don't trust any liquid you can see through."
"Where are we going?"
"The gift of eternal pain."
"Systems ready."
"Must... punish."
"The fortunate will be eradicated." (Death by snu snu?)
"Hydraulics activated." (Don't ask.)
"suffering is magic"
The rivers will run red
How do you like the curves? I was talking about the bow
Which things are ours to take? All things dear wolf ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
In the name of Demacia I will punish you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
