How i imagine the assassin rework

guys, i heard i'm being reworked what's going on? riot doesn't want you to just run at people, now you have to use walls to get to people, and you won't be able to kill people without walls wait, why are you able to assassinate people without walls then? well...that's because...hm...

and i won't be able to surprise kill poeple? what is this new Q? i can't even combo smoothly shut the fuck up rengar, you need counterplay but what about me then? you use AP, you do not need counterplay ah, i guess i'm going to have counterplay too no, we're going to make you AP too so, can we not being reworked too? who the fuck are those people

hm.. what about me, i have counterplay why do i need changes they don't want you to snowball, getting free stats in unhealthy for the game, unless you're a mage. Now enjoy relying on enemy ADC to have a good game. you have to be weaker if they have a bad game, adcs are our overlords.

that doesn't make sense, we're going to get assassinated by everyone before we assassinate them, why is quinn twitch vayne and draven not being reworked?

they have counterplay, they're squishy and they can die, you need counterplay to become healthy like me

[zombie-brand-clap]