When your ally tells you to watch out for a gank
But you are already 0/10/0
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TFW you're not even worth 10 golds.
When the enemy finally shows up for the gank:
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Level 13 Urgot comes botlane. Sees enemy level 5 Soraka. They laugh together. They cry together. He leaves her alone, but then states "Death is the only escape" and deletes her from the surface of the Rift. She smiles and thanks him as she succumbs to her humiliation. . . . . . Warwick comes from jungle and quickly grabs her heart before she revives.
Davy Jones did everything because he was hurt by Kalypso
It be gettin' kind of bad like that when a straight up Heath Ledger-Esqeue Shaco won't stop killin' ye in this intentional form of th' matter just to let know he's 'ere to make yer life a livin' hell (As stated by his chat either bluntly or vaguely) no matter how little plunder he be gettin' from ye an' how his team be walkin' th' plank for his targeted junglin'.
Than ye have just amused pity for him when, after th' match an' seen his history, ye learn that he was in th' recievin' end of an Uwe Boll boxin' match in-lane as a different champion 'gainst someone who had yers an' apparently did much better in a ranked game that costed him his promotion to his next tier. It makes ye feel like... This Shaco b'came th' equivalent of Mr. Wonka if he was forced out of his job by th' competition an' now lives his life as homeless hobo followin' through an' crossin' out past vendettas in his personal, deranged Bingo Book, no matter if it be 'ere children or look-alikes...
Thank you Captain Obvious.
It sucks when they don't listen to your pings, and they will pointed out you for not reporting their was an enemy.