Name 3 things that tilt you off world, and then 3 things that make you craygasm

Gentleman Gems·2/24/2018, 11:44:46 PM·2 votes·747 views

3 Tilts

  1. People who play a champ I main, fail at it, then blame the champ.
  2. Getting blamed for a teams failure because I'm the off meta pick, when I'm doing my job right
  3. People who BIND, MASTERY, TO, ALL, THEIR ABILITIES!!!

3 Craygasms

  1. Last second save with the Taric ult
  2. Killing someone with the full Annie Combo
  3. Stealing baron, with Bravado

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18 Comments

Busty Demoness2/25/2018, 3:37:21 AM3 votes

Tilts (in no particular order):

  1. Autofilled supports that refuse to support
  2. supports that put up less vision than I do as the ADC
  3. someone blaming you for throwing the game despite the fact they had 3 times your deaths and half your kill participation.

"Holy shit!" moments:

  1. when my ultimate as MF shreds the entire enemy team and they can't do anything to stop it
  2. when my Q bounce as MF goes into an unsuspecting enemy for a kill
  3. when I ult onto someone as Nocturne and smite steal Baron/Dragon
4 Step Cadence2/25/2018, 8:27:49 AM3 votes

Tilts People who spam their laugh and mastery(especially m7s, like actually fuck off). People who can't play Zoe/Annie, and don't listen when I try to help them. It hurts to watch, trust me. Getting put with and/or against premades, as someone who mainly plays this game alone, and gets trolled/destroyed by said teams.

Craygasms Getting a Quadrakill as Jhin. It's probably the best feeling there is. Getting a support who's good and as a skin that matches yours. Bonus points for same champion mastery. Having your main go on rotation and trolling the enemy with 'first time X' and proceeding to kick their asses.

Eternal Torment2/24/2018, 11:57:05 PM2 votes

Tilts

  • People who play Rengar, try to gank and ult jump a creep
  • People who do not know the difference between a teen and a petite, and thus insult my Zoe hentai collection as illegal (lol)
  • Any Vayne player

Craygasm

  • Good Gangplank players. I for the love of god can't otherwise but adore and worship people who can carry as a gp because of how sickeningly hard he is to play in the mobility creep meta
  • When my team doesn't complain that i chose to play an ad champ in mid
  • Any Nasus player.
Tomievader2/26/2018, 5:35:26 PM2 votes

Tilts

  1. Getting camped as Nasus
  2. Playing against a Darius as Nasus
  3. Getting camped as Nasus against a Darius

Kreygasms

  1. +3
  2. +6
  3. The euphoric feeling of popping item 3306 as Nasus and running into a team (RIP item 3070 )
D3m37r12/25/2018, 1:36:02 AM2 votes

tilts

  1. playing vs champs i hate
  2. allies trying to 1v5 and dying
  3. "support" lux

craygasm

  1. when i 100-0 someone(especially if it's the enemy adc)
  2. getting good jungle ganks
  3. actually landing jhin's ult
MCNT0522/25/2018, 7:50:19 AM2 votes

Tilts 1 Seeing reworked Urgot 2 Playing reworked Urgot 3 Having Urgot be reworked

Gasms 1 Playing old Urgot 2 Winning with old Urgot 3 Going into any role with Urgot and still win

L Rayquaza2/28/2018, 12:57:21 AM1 votes

Tilt

  1. People jumping out of my mouth at low health going back into the team fight
  2. People running the opposite direction from me when I try to save them
  3. ADC split pushing instead of grouping

Kreygasm

  1. Last second Devour saves
  2. Low health Fear Beyond Death sniped
  3. The second health bar that is Thick Skin
oortoomeebreesuu2/25/2018, 11:49:18 AM1 votes

tilting Lux's laugh being dove under my t2 tower by jg and mid at minute 8 and being told im out of position that game where literally everybody lives with 1 hp so you're 0/5/1

things I love ori ult people raging in ranked champ select about my Sion mid lane pick and then getting 3 honors after the game when opponents compliment each other

Pinkaj2/27/2018, 5:54:25 AM1 votes

Tilts:

  1. Enemy support giving positive emote to their team after they get kills
  2. A fed draven
  3. When your team just kinda disappears

Craygasms:

  1. Predicting/sniping someone
  2. Saving my team when they're low af
  3. Godly plays
WardBaronFFS2/28/2018, 12:44:58 AM1 votes

3 tilts

  1. My team breathing 2.People ksing pentas 3.Getting Ksed.

3 Craygasms 1.Saying yw after every little thing I do 2.Flashing in to make big plays and calling my team names for not following up 3.Mobos + Deadmans + Phantom dancer + Ghost blade+ Predator + Tilted team yasuo.

T I L T B O I2/24/2018, 11:52:08 PM1 votes
  1. the people who play on weekends

  2. the people who play overnight

  3. the fact that more people from mainland china play on NA than actual people in NA

  4. Any time I

  5. am not matched with

  6. the people listed above