Rules of League

1: Don't Chase the Singed 2: It's the supports fault. 3: If it's not the support, it's the jungler's fault. 4: Focus the Teemo 5: It is perfectly acceptable to BM someone in chat for 20 minutes, but the moment they say something in response, lament your hurt feelings and report them. 6: If someone runs it down mid that is fine, but if someone complains about that in chat, call them toxic and report them instead of the intentional feeder. 7: The enemy team's (Any champion you find annoying) will always be a challenger smurf, while yours will be a bought boosted account. 8: Every champion will have a porn parody released to the internet within 48 hours of release. 9: You died because of their champion and/or build being overpowered, no other reason. 10: Cloud drake OP 11: Wards are optional. Not enough wards? See rules 2 and 3. 12: Jayce both is and has the biggest dick. 13: Taric and Ezreal are Leagues OTP gay ship, Varus's new lore can step aside. 14: It wasn't inting, it was lag. 15: Yes, there is indeed a Teemo shroom in every bush. 16: Teamwork is for scrubs, make sure to lock in the highest skill-cap carry you can and 1v9. 17: Vi has a penis. 18: You hate this game. 19: You love this game. 20: Honor someone for carrying, not for sportsmanship. 21: Fear the banana 22: A minimum of 12 pings are necessary to communicate that someone has made a mistake. 23: If the support accidentally steals a single minion, you should run it down mid. 24: The jungler does not need his jungle camps, so steal his camps as often as possible. 25: Never, under any circumstances, focus objectives. 26: Always focus the tank in team-fights. 27: If you fall behind, continue to build full damage. Defensive items are for the weak. 28: Assists do not count in KDA. Nope, not even for utility supports. 29: A minimum of 40lp must be sacrificed to Faker each day, lest the matchmaker gods be angered. 30: You deserve diamond. 31. Every champion can and should be built full AP. 32: It's not afk if you're spamming spells and obscenities while you stand at the fountain. 33: Pog Champ.