Riot and the community, in a nutshell.

Personwithhat·7/23/2015, 7:56:24 PM·4 votes·681 views

Replace "grapes" with "insert name of buff/nerf here".

And replace "lemonade" with "a half-assed attempt at situational balancing"

and then think about how many champs are viable out of the 100+

Then consider the rate at which they're fixing them.....1-2 per 3 weeks or so.

Problem? No problem. Sure, just throw my champ (Galio, Cass, Poppy) into the rework bin and I'll just patiently wait, it won't be THAT long right? They listen to posts, right?

Quinn Join the club mate

The video is to help understate just how stupid the community is in thinking anything will change..... they always have, and always will, be selling "lemonade".

And the ending is kind of the reaction I expect when Riot gives out what the community wants..... :P

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Chroyo7/23/2015, 8:41:07 PM1 votes

Tell me the Irelia story!

A top lane main walked up to riot support, and he said to the rioter with his ticket "Hey, nerf irelia?" Riot said no, she's balanced as is but we buffed Katarina so now she's great! Wanna try her?

A top lane main said "I'll pass." Then he warded away, warding, warding. 'Til the very next day.

A top lane main walked up to riot support, and he said to the rioter with another ticket "Hey, nerf irelia?" Riot said "No, like I said yesterday, we're not nerfing irelia, we just buffed Katarina, okay? Why not give her a try!

A top lane main said "Goodbye!"

Then he warded away! 'Til the very next day.

A top lane main walked up to riot support, and he said to the rioter "Hey, nerf irelia?" Riot said "No, this is getting old, we give free Katarina week, Why not give it a go?"

A top lane main said "No."

Then he warded away! 'Til the very next day.

A top lane main walked up to riot support, and he said to the rioter "Hey, nerf irelia?" Riot said "That's it, If you don't stop, I'll ban your account and leave it for a day. So don't get too close."

A top lane main said "Adios!"

Then he warded away, 'Til the very next day.

A top lane main walked up to riot support, and said "Hey, got the banhammer?" Riot said "What? No, Oh." A top lane main said "I have another question for you, nerf irelia?"

Then the Rioter just stopped. He started to smile, He started to laugh. He laughed for a while! The rioter said "Come on top lane main, We'll go to riot HQ, we'll nerf Irelia! So you don't have to ask anymore." So they walked to Riot HQ, He nerfed irelia for the top lane main. The top lane main said "Hmm, that's too much." "You know what sounds good? It would make my day. Do you think Riot HQ still has Katarina Free?" And he warded away.