Tell me the Irelia story!
A top lane main walked up to riot support, and he said to the rioter with his ticket
"Hey, nerf irelia?" Riot said no, she's balanced as is but we buffed
so now she's great! Wanna try her?
A top lane main said
"I'll pass."
Then he warded away, warding, warding. 'Til the very next day.
A top lane main walked up to riot support, and he said to the rioter with another ticket
"Hey, nerf irelia?" Riot said "No, like I said yesterday, we're not nerfing irelia, we just buffed
, okay? Why not give her a try!
A top lane main said
"Goodbye!"
Then he warded away! 'Til the very next day.
A top lane main walked up to riot support, and he said to the rioter
"Hey, nerf irelia?" Riot said "No, this is getting old, we give free
week, Why not give it a go?"
A top lane main said
"No."
Then he warded away! 'Til the very next day.
A top lane main walked up to riot support, and he said to the rioter
"Hey, nerf irelia?" Riot said "That's it, If you don't stop, I'll ban your account and leave it for a day. So don't get too close."
A top lane main said
"Adios!"
Then he warded away, 'Til the very next day.
A top lane main walked up to riot support, and said
"Hey, got the banhammer?" Riot said "What? No, Oh."
A top lane main said
"I have another question for you, nerf irelia?"
Then the Rioter just stopped. He started to smile, He started to laugh. He laughed for a while!
The rioter said
"Come on top lane main, We'll go to riot HQ, we'll nerf Irelia! So you don't have to ask anymore."
So they walked to Riot HQ, He nerfed irelia for the top lane main.
The top lane main said
"Hmm, that's too much."
"You know what sounds good? It would make my day. Do you think Riot HQ still has
Free?"
And he warded away.