Can we have a blatantly "ugly" male/female in the game?

dontspinbutwin·3/11/2019, 4:18:07 AM·5 votes·2,817 views

Honestly, I want Riot to create a character that's so grotesque, I have difficulty imagining r34 content for that character. Seriously, some of the character's write themselves in terms of r34, and it doesn't even pertain to their lore.

Sylar is buff and half naked. Half the job is already done for the artists. Zoe is canonically thousands of years old. FBI bullet dodged, artists continue to draw. Dr Mundo is a sadist, who spends his life torturing zaunites while eating toenails....yet he has an 8 pack...? New kayle quite literally strips down in game, making me unsure whether this is hentai haven or league of legends.

Give me something grotesque, something impossible to lewd. Like take reksai, for example. She has excellent lore, no sexuality, and if i look up r34, I have regret, not surprised pleasure ( and it should be noted any "good" r34 of her is humanoid).

Give me warts. Give me flabs. Give me rotted teeth. Give me mismatched arm lengths. Have one of their eyes drip out of their sockets. Give me mixmatched boobs. I really want to see a champion who's design is so grotesque, that I can't help but love.

....but then again, in the year 2019, I'm sure that creating such a character would trigger someone out there, and cause the community to cry.

27 Comments

UnboundHades3/11/2019, 5:22:46 AM5 votes

No one plays champions that look like trash and I guarantee you that if riot did make a champion like that people would be praising it for a week then never touch them again because get this, it's more enjoyable to play a game where you aren't looking at garbage the entire time.

Also wrong board

Jimmy Rustles3/11/2019, 4:29:46 AM4 votes

Old Yorick and Urgot, the dream team

Now both are hot

KFCeytron3/11/2019, 5:16:30 AM4 votes

Remember Trundle?

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/8AspKoPQCgk/hqdefault.jpg

Constantly rotting and regenerating, he used his Curiously Strong™ troll regeneration to contain a plague for his tribe. I identified with his condition.

And then we got a "troll king. KING!" who is a blue, musclebound hunk from Freljord. Making champs suddenly be from Freljord was all the rage in those days.

https://ddragon.leagueoflegends.com/cdn/img/champion/splash/Trundle_0.jpg

And Urgot... oh, Urgot.

https://gamepedia.cursecdn.com/lolesports_gamepedia_en/d/d4/Urgot_Splash_0_Oldest.jpg

He had some muscle definition in his arms from carrying those weapons, but the rest of him was a blob, which made sense for someone who's basically sedentary all the time. Even his prosthetic legs were cracked and ugly.

And now look what we have.

https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/aa2af2cd73442e7cb333fe9b759971134f23bb667fc56db4aa7803c5cf1699cc.jpg

A musclebound badass with body art and a sweet ride. He even got an upgrade for his prosthetic legs, which are now fancy and in good repair (plus shotgun knees).

The last holdout is Gragas, who isn't even actually ugly; he could just stand to lose a bunch of weight.

There is no room for "ugly" in League of Legends. It's just too bad for anyone who doesn't like being held to unrealistic standards.

The Trent3/11/2019, 7:18:08 AM3 votes

Aatrox Alistar Chogath Karthus Malzahar Nautilus RekSai Nocturne Singed Sion Skarner Trundle Thresh TahmKench Twitch Urgot My kings, my queens, my stud muffins, my hot cakes. They make me so crazy when I see them on the rift. [sg-lux] You have to remember there are other regions and kids that aren't attracted to ugly stuff. League started out as a more hardcore heavy metal game which is why champs used to be a lot uglier.

Jerry SeinfeId3/11/2019, 9:55:27 AM3 votes

I genuinly don't get this obsession with ugly characters. Even if you want a somewhat monstrous character they don't have to be ugly, look at urgot who's a complete beast. There's no ugly champs in this game, they al look good. Most ugly champs back in the day were ugly because the art department was garbage compared to now.

not to mention league is heavily stylized and you'd just end up with another goofy fuck like mundo.

and your example is rek sai, who is ugly? except she isn't, she's just an animal/a monster. If rek sai is ugly then so are cho, koggers and kha. But they aren't. Rule 34 is just porn not wether some shit looks pretty enough for it. Turns out people would rather smash a human than a sandshark. i'm pretty sure the same thing applies to anivia even tho barely anyone considers her ugly.

the only exception in this game is pug maw. that thing is genuinly hideous.

hotarse3/11/2019, 5:23:01 AM2 votes

Right, I'm sure the champ designers and artists are going to make it priority no. 1 now that you've asked for it. They'll make sure the next champ is so ugly, NO ONE will make pr0n featuring that character. It's going to be so ugly, any time anyone plays it, everyone in the game suffers from having to look at the character model. It's going to be so ugly, it'll almost match the ugly coming out of your original post. Get a life. Who gives a damn about "fan art".

Riot doesn't want to make ugly or monstrous anymore since most of their audience are pixar-weened kiddies who want to see bright and colorful fun stuff. A little edge is ok sometimes, but mostly just disney toons all over the place now.

MF is my Waifu3/11/2019, 6:39:29 AM2 votes

Singed, Trundle, Rek'Sai?

Can people stop crying about appearance? Or just, you know, cry without posting?

Worst Kench NA3/11/2019, 5:13:12 AM1 votes

Gragas

His base model is so disgusting that it's hard to look at. One of the only champs that I actually had to get a skin to play as.

Baron Barian3/11/2019, 7:41:27 AM1 votes

Friend, it doesn't matter if something had intestines for a face and a body that's half inside-out. R34 artists will always find a way to draw it and get people to whip their Doran Blades out to it.

Moonshade3/11/2019, 7:46:22 AM1 votes

Urgot says Hi, as does TahmKench (u will find R34 of him but its probably just because of his tongue) and Chogath is pretty tough to make sexy lol

Accursêd3/11/2019, 8:30:30 AM1 votes

Urgot

nelogis3/11/2019, 9:49:43 AM1 votes

If you want something ugly play Mundo and look at his ingame model

ModAcademy Kayn3/11/2019, 5:19:46 AM1 votes

Give me something grotesque, something impossible to lewd

and it should be noted any "good" r34 of her is humanoid)

I'm not ashamed to say that these are both false. It may not be your taste, but there are plenty that is 'good'.