Revenge a dish served with extra salt

I call jungle first I'm locked in ready to go. But this guy, THIS GUY, doesn't notice when I first call jungle and then when a copy paste that I called it first. No worries, humans are disgusting pieces of filth no surprise here, it's all good.

Then this guy steals my blue buff at level 1, LEVEL 1, and has the gal to ice it with "try not to feed warwick".

THIS THE 3RD GAME I GOT WITH FILTH LIKE THIS ON MY RIFT BUT IM A GENTLEMAN

I swallow the rage, I push it down, I calm the volcanic acid in my gut. I take 20 seconds to process this cluster fuck and think to myself: "you know what, I'm better than this motherfucker, I will not feed I will fucking hard carry and I will spit that shit right back at him, he's gon' learn today!"

I do gromp. I do wolves. I gank the fucking map and face roll my literary computational device as my other 3 team mates blaze in glory. We ace this motherfucking game. Whole in one, S rank, slam dunk, heckin' bamboozlin' hornswogglin' GEE GEE

https://i.gyazo.com/ffb65385665efde7eaab5c194026439e.png

MEAN FUCKING WHILE

This guy, THIS GUY, is feeding out his ASS like a patient with terminal incontinence on the oprah winfrey show

And there it was, God had looked upon my emotional self control and uttered sweet nectar:

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"try not to feed talon"

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http://imgur.com/o5RqGFS

http://imgur.com/0XTRmSx

There is a god