I can mathematically prove that Swain is part of a Love Triangle

Skelenth·3/19/2018, 6:57:55 PM·5 votes·646 views

with Deadpool and Thanos.

For you see, the wary reader might have already caught on that Swains Q ability is called "Deaths Hand". Since it is Swains Hand, we can safely assume that Swain is Death with the simple equation of > If a = b and b = c Then a = c

Since the hand is obviously Swains and can't be anybody elses at the same time, due to the nature of hands. Marvel's Thanos' main driving factor and reason why he wants to destroy the universe is because he is terribly in love with Swain. Swain on the other hand, has fallen for Deadpool, because, due to his position as Death, he can never be together with the immortal mutant, craving that which he cannot obtain.

The facts are there, you just have to look.

5 Comments

Epicurus3/20/2018, 4:49:33 AM1 votes

Since the hand is obviously Swains and can't be anybody elses at the same time, due to the nature of hands.

Objection. This postulate about hands is false. Swain had his own hand cut off by Irelia, and is using Death's Hand as a replacement, but the hand does not in fact belong to him. So while Deadpool and Thanos are both vying for the other hand of Death, Swain's holding Death's hand tightly like a nervous child clings to his mother on the first day of school. If either Deadpool or Thanos had a hand fetish, then the love triangle would hold, but for the moment I believe that the situation is closer to a love quadrilateral, with Swain, Deadpool, Thanos, and Death at distinct vertices.

How can this murky quagmire of an affair ever be resolved? Maybe we need death to cut itself in half to become two entities, so that then there would be at least four hands to go around. Just an idea.

BLACK REALM GOD3/20/2018, 1:54:35 PM1 votes

this is why learning to love feet is important for preventing the decline of the human race.