The Phone rings. I pick it up.
"Hello? Yes, this is Top-lane, I'm 4/0, everything's going great. How's it going in Bot-lane?"
"EVERYTHING'S ON FIRE! OH, OH GOD! BARD NO, DON'T THE CHIME ISN'T WORTH IT! BARD-NOOOOOO!" Panicked scream, followed by dial tone
The underline sentence ruined it. :I