Roaming Toplane From a Castaway Perspective

Roaming from top lane feels exactly the same as the movie Castaway. Tom Hanks eventually leaves the island to be reunited with his wife, but she already moved on and he becomes completely miserable wondering what happened while he was on the island. The fact of the matter is that if he stayed on the island he would've had a better sense of fulfillment, while hanging with his bro Wilson (who he also fucked...)

The point is that a good portion of top laners are only good at 1v1ing or just splitting. So stop wasting time with roams that don't do nearly anything, and just keep crapping on the enemy top laner (Wilson) and create so much pressure there that other enemies have to show.

Edit: If you play champs that are better off with the team, or are great roamers then this doesn't apply to you.