Self righteous autofill post

Moviegoer 1: "H-Hey I bought a ticket for the fun movie why have I been put in this empty theater with a low budget romance flick?"

Moviegoer 2: "Omgf scrub young person i my day we didn't have movies ot was either whatever play was in town or gtfo!"

Moviegoer 1: "But.... you are younger than me... And why have a selection if you-"

Moviegoer 3: "Like.... omg... as a corny romance film fan for life I am so glad you have to come suffer through something you dislike on your free time for 'entertainment'."

Moviegoer 1: "It's not just me though. I don't want to listen to all the other angry people randomly tossed in this theater. It makes watching movies in general not fun."

Manager: "Then leave. Get a new ticket. And wait in line again with a large chance you will be redirected here again anyway. But hey if you spend just a couple hours watching this film we will give you protection from being put in it again... for one visit."

Moviegoer 1: "That is... stupid. Why is this a thing?"

Manager: "Not enough people found these movies fun. So instead of the film companies improving them. We decided to take random people from the popular movie and inflate this movie's stats."

Moviegoer 3: "Stop bitching. Now you see what it is like to be a romance movie fan. HAH!"

Moviegoer 1: "What even... I don't care how long the line is I want to watch..."

Moviegoer 2: "THEEEE OOLLDDD DAAYYSS REMEMBER?"

Random guy: "Cya guys I am out!"

Manager: "Shit. He left. Not enough people in the theater anymore. Alright! Everyone out and back in line. Let's start the line again.

Employee: "Sir. Recently fewer people have been buying movie tickets."

Manager: "That is odd... well maybe it is lack of products. Put up some more T-Shirts and add pizza to the menu. I'm sure that will keep the lines long."

This could be done in any real world business, entertainment industry or sport and people would find it laughable. But I was here in 2011, in the trenches of nam pick order days. Thus that somehow correlates to autofill being amazing. Yyyoung whipper shnappers.