Neat list of (probably) every single thing I hate about Riven
- Free waveclear
- Bullshit speed she returns to lane after backing
- 2 hard aoe cc on low cooldown
- stupid-ass burst out of the thin air just because
- Passive damage
- W damage
- R finisher is retarded levels of broken
- E cooldown
- Idiotic 40%cdr rush that makes her unbeatable 1v1 'till late game
- That AD boost is stupid too.
- AA resets are retarded and only still in the game so that her rabbit fanbase is allowed to play a fighting game while playing league
- Instant cast abilities are broken by default
- Casting two instant abilities at once is also broken by default
- The fact that her Q breaks the game by starting its cooldown on a first cast. Literally no other ability in the game does that.
- Single best abuser of both BC and DD
- How cdr rune works on her
- How Conqueror works on her
- Bullshit scalings in general.
But you know what i despise the most?
The fact that those manchildren, fedora tipping losers, braindead scumbags, pathetic beta males who never achieved anything in their lifes, fat neckbeared %%%%s who wank to Riven Brainwash/Degradation porn, broken idiots that play her, actually think they're good at this game.
No you're fucking not.
Sincerely. Fiora main. Ill make a Yasuo version later.
