What do you call a fiddlesticks who is afk?

Banned

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This pun scared me, drained my life, silenced me and then murdered me with crows...

A Scarecrow?

At first I didn't get it.

You should remove one of the D's to aid the joke.

That said, what do you call Fiddlesticks aspiring to be a Star Guardian? Glittersticks.

you call it a "my screen froze wtf"

i think you're looking for fiddledicks