Modern champions are so disgustingly overloaded

Old champions:

Going. I'm going. Intriguing. Yes! (Laughs)

New/reworked champions:

You know that feeling when your skin crawls? Like a thousand needles poking through every pore? Blood pounding through every vein? That's just an itch compared to what lives on me. (Willump noises) Uhuh. (Willump noises) No way! (Willump noises) Woah, that's the best story my ears ever heard! (Willump noises) But... no one got hit in the face with a snowball. (Willump noises) 'Til now! Got you, you big galumpa! (Laughs) (Willump noises)