You didn't interact with any other lane and you didn't even make it to their inhibitor turret. You just sat in Top and had an even matchup with your opponent all game, farming and sometimes doing some trades. The Jungler shows up sometimes, but not an insane amount. Just a casual passing by gank. And then the enemy team surrenders, you win, and leave the game.
top is where you play when you dont want to play league but couldnt think of an alternative
The enemy jungler camps you. They sit in a warded bush for full minutes at a time. The enemy mid shoves in and roams top on a non-roaming champ in a losing matchup. Your jungler camps for 1/7/0 bot lane 3v2. Your mid refuses to push lane and get tower or counter-roam top. You ask for ONE counter-gank please since nothing is getting done bot and you are being camped. 20 min in, you finally get a gank attempt which involves 3 people walking slower than a snail into top lane through wards, taking the entire minion wave, forcing your lane opponent under tower, and then telling you to chill the fuck out for the 3rd time cuz they're behind and you're ungrateful for asking for help when they're behind.
And finally, after 4 kills, 50 cs lead, and gifted double buffs, your lane opponent who counter-picked you and took ignite vs your tp can 1v1 you. And they start talking shit. I'm real impressed. You can 3v1 for 20 min and finally win a 1v1. And their response is "team game". Lol. If it were a team game... my teammates would own the rest of the map for what I dealt with the first 20 min of game.
