Your favorite champion/main is in a comedy club on open mic night
What kind of jokes do they tell? list three if possible. And to spice it up a bit... how do they react to the jokes of your LEAST favorite champion?
As for me;
Heckles. All the way.
"Anyone ever seen Syndra ulting? Balls everywhere, it's like a tornado hit a gaybar."
"Hey Swain, how do you feel about Sejuani? Whazzat? 'Quoth Beatrice, "She's a bore."'"
"Lulu, do you think you can lend Veigar some pixie dust? If anyone ever needed a little Peter Panning, it's that guy, just be careful, I hear the Fizz is hot on your tail. I'd hate to see Veigar behind on (health) bars again."
"I remember when Riven and I would argue over who's going top... But she backed out like a bleedin' coward."
"You're just a bully. At least mine are satirical."
"Then she was all like, 'Zilean! Ult me! I'm the carry!' and I be all like 'Ain't nobody got time for that.'"
What happens when a dragon sneezes?
: shuwaba bana maka? HAGO BAGO WAGA! XD
crowd: ....
: why can't I get a date? cause I knock up on initiate!
Do you know why gingers don't have souls? Because I hooked them!
crickets chirping
"A man, a woman, and a yordle walk into the sun. They die! Because it burns them alive?
YOUR PUNY BODIES ARE THE ONLY JOKE HERE!
"..."
The crowd goes completely nuts, anyone who isn't on the ground laughing is giving a standing ovation, she gets an Oscar for her brilliant performance, it hits the internet, it becomes a meme for 2 years and she gets a major acting role in 
's new movie.
, he can't understand the punchline.
"Go ahead, B-, you'll be just my type.
"I'm balanced!"
I've lost another blade...I wonder which one of you it's in...
Crickets chirping
comes to the open mic night "i have an awesome joke you guys! want to hear it?"
is like "oh sure! let me hear it"
silences shaco right then and 
scream "nooooo!! jokes for Ahri"
Hey Fishbones...Knock knock? Who's there? BOOOOOM A Rocket to the face!!!!
*falls down laughing hysterically.
Puns are eggcellent. Don't you think? Sorry, that was just fowl. People often ask me how I do it. I just wing it. Pretty cool huh? Oh, don't be so cold.
Did you hear about oxygen and magnesium? Like, OMG.
: A bear walks into a bar and says "i would like a....................martini." "the bartender asks "why the big pause?" the bear holds up his paws saying " i was born with them."
"AA? That's for quitters."