you are about to fight with your main(s) what are your preparations?
lux: i find a large mirror and strap it onto my arm as a shield. kat: i find a cliff and a machine gun. my back is always facing off the cliff. s jinx, find the nearest bunker, and reenforce it with titanium inside and out, also put lead inside so i don't get effected by the possible radiation. then find a bow or something.
Joke's on her, I live in Florida.
: Grab earplugs and then proceed to find out if she really can't say no.
Watch Jurassic Park again and hope it gives me some tips. Maybe i could stand perfectly still and he wouldn't be able to see me. 'cause dinosaurs.
Tell her how much I hate Noxus and am working for its downfall and hope she leaves me alone. IF she decides to attack me I think I am pretty much done.
Wait for her to go into dragon form, then find a black arrow, and shoot it into a gap in her scales below the left breast. ez
if its pre-6 just throw rocks or something im not in any danger if its post-6 I put a trampoline against me hopefully she will bounce off or I will just ally myself with 
and he'll destroy her
:Poison his oranges
:Step to the left/right
Get the Raid.
Catnip
A can of hairspray and a lighter.
: Get Sunglasses and Sunscreen
Well, better bring my matador costume...
Ask politely if he would consider taking me as an assistant instead of as an experimental subject; maybe cry.
Communicate and see if we can come to some agreement which doesn't result in me being crippled/maimed/killed. Maybe bond over books?
Seems reasonable, so we'd probably be able to come to some agreement. Also, I'm from Canada so being surrounded by ice and snow isn't took bad.
Move into a room completely made out of metal. No earth for him to crater me in.
Good thing i'm not a Mordekaiser player.
: I'm gay irl so I'd just absorb the rainbows and become even more powerful.
Zed: TURN ON ALL OF THE LIGHTS
i had a nice life, and dying to an adorable little...OH GOD ITS HUGE
-Work on my foot work to dodge the circle and gate.
-A mirror for his ult
-raid for the bugs
but will likely die of space AIDS
Submit and serve.
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I would do the same thing for my friends so xD
I have no hope of surviving if she came at me in real life.
And even though is not one of my mains. . . . .How can you hope to survive against this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZV3zWMj2eQ
Hold a poro hostage.
i bring my best friend with me and strap him down in steaks...i tell him my steak costume is coming soon and we will steak wrestle later.
: I would make sure to hone my dodging reflexes and learn boxing
: Get a real weapon
why do you main such broken champs
: try giggy giggy or show how how bad my life is so she is convince i dont need any judgement...
: prepare for a trip to the beach or pool and see if you can convince my survival... and maybe try giggy giggy
: come up with a paradox about his purpose
: go to the place where they recycle cars and try to get him stuck on the giant magnet...
: id just stand still, so he wont have fun trying to kill me, and hope he will stop before i die..
I show him some of the caves I grew up around
I provide him with the finest of bakery sets as a peace offering
Fck. How tempting it is to subdue, then get laid... But i would bring glass bottles to throw at her. hard to be attracted to a shard face.
Bring my trombone and BLAST the hell outta her ears. Not only are you mute, your DEAF!
Bring lie detector and smoke bombs. Fireworks if needed.
Give her licorice? Black licorice?
WE FIGHT ON THE MOON M8!
Welp, i'll be halfway across the universe when it begins
Wear a neck brace. And a HUGE ASS sword... Or run him over with a car. Hell, run ALL of them over with a car :p
: Get HIV.
: Throw water.
: KICK HIM IN THE BALLS!
: Get a chainsaw and a flamethrower.
: Bring a bunch of band-aids and a "Demacia Sucks, go Noxus" sign.
.... get a nuke
Hide in a blood bank and distract him by throwing bags of blood to sate his thirst. Then I run like hell but he will jump down on me from above and slice me. I don't really know how to prepare for a guy who will revive if you kill him. He will probably absorb all my blood too.
Sleep is for the weak anyways...
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Imma hide.. OnO
- Beg for mercy.
- Offer her something Purple.
- Die.
There really isn't much point to this as you're pretty much universally fvcked.
That said:
- Find a way to circumvent death so I never have to deal with him.
I don't fight him. He is too cute. Before he's enraged I GTFO
