If a Champ Wrote a Book...

Succoris·11/25/2014, 2:10:30 AM·10 votes·3,086 views

If any champion wrote a book, how do you think they would title it based on their background/personality or anything relevant to them? It doesn't have to be your favorite or the last champ you played. Be creative with one or more!

For an example: Lulu "The Sixth Taste: Purple"

or

Graves "50 Shades of Graves"

40 Comments

InvalidGuest11/25/2014, 5:36:58 AM17 votes

Azir Shurima. By Shurima. Illustrator: Shurima Sponsored and Published by Shurima, with a special thanks to Shurima. Also Shurima. I am space bird.

Trylobyte11/25/2014, 6:00:37 PM11 votes

Draven Getting in Touch with your Inner Draven (Self-Help) Diana Mythological Significance of the Moon Throughout History (Non-Fiction) Malzahar Icathia, Gateway to the Void (Travel) Morgana Favorite Noxian Holiday Recipes (Cooking) Warwick Werewolves of Noxus (Song) Soraka Stargazer's Handbook (Non-Fiction) Kayle Law and Order: Demacia's Finest (Police Procedural) Quinn The Prince and the Pathfinder (Romance) Nocturne Are You Afraid of the Dark? (Horror Serial) Viktor The Six Million CS Man (Sci-Fi)

Slaaneshine11/25/2014, 5:52:00 AM11 votes

Mordekaiser

Heavy Metal: An Extensive History

Is literally a square block of iron.

Narasimha11/25/2014, 10:54:17 PM10 votes

I don't know about being published but...

Shaco How To Distract Your Target With A Book.

Nudz11/25/2014, 3:49:42 PM8 votes

Twitch Of Mice and Men Shen The Art of War LeeSin Autobiography of Ray Charles Heimerdinger Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy Velkoz Biology: The Ins and Outs of an Earthling Thresh The Green Mile

Afk Teemo Ward11/25/2014, 11:23:23 AM6 votes

If any champion wrote a book, how do you think they would title it based on their background/personality or anything relevant to them? It doesn't have to be your favorite or the last champ you played. Be creative with one or more!

For an example: Lulu "The Sixth Taste: Purple"

or

Graves "50 Shades of Graves"

Rammus The Meaning of Life.

Ironclad Dragon11/25/2014, 3:42:11 AM6 votes

Swain Pride and Demacian Prejudice

MarhsallLee6711/26/2014, 6:53:22 AM5 votes

Jinx "Is it Possible to Break People?" Among Other Quintessential Questions Regarding the Understanding of Life Shyvana The Best of Both Worlds Kalista How to Control People Close to you and Throw Them in Situations they Don't Want to Be In

Profirix11/26/2014, 2:34:01 AM5 votes

Chogath "Fine Dining and Screaming"

F4lky11/26/2014, 11:22:18 PM4 votes

Blitzcrank How to be a master of Disguise Not by Blitzcrank

Killer of Poros11/26/2014, 4:51:15 AM4 votes

Trundle How to win the internet for dummies

Spooky Spooker11/25/2014, 2:58:46 PM3 votes

Vi how to break things by punching them.

Adalade Rychal11/26/2014, 5:20:25 AM3 votes

have we forgotten that Karthus is the answer to everything?

dustwind811/25/2014, 6:12:57 PM3 votes

Nocturne Go the Fuck to Sleep

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Go_the_Fuck_to_Sleep

oh... wait

Dreddeth11/26/2014, 3:36:29 AM3 votes

Braum "Poro Soup for the Soul." Self-Help

Kinda like those "Chicken Soup for the Soul" books, in that it would be full of uplifting true stories, except Braum would be editor-in-chief, and the stories would take place in Valoran.

Aatrox "A History of Conflict in Valoran" Non-Fiction

He probably has first-hand accounts of several centuries' worth of war, so why not profit off of them?

Heimerdinger "A Brief Summary of Hextechnology." Non-Fiction

The simple title is a reference to Stephen Hawking's "A Brief History of Time." I figure Heimerdinger is as brilliant in hextech as Hawking is in physics.

MasterYi "The Art of Wuju" Philosophical

Because Sun Tzu's "Art of War" is considered a classic.

Shyvana "Heart of the Dragoness" Romance

Hey, if you for some reason can't openly love the one you love, why not live vicariously through fictional proxies?

Orianna "The Foreigner" Non-Fiction

Honestly, I kinda empathize with Orianna. She could probably write a book about how weird and confusing "normal" human behavior is to her.

Kalista "The Tragedy of the Ruined King" Historical "Fiction"

A multi-part account of the fall of the Shadow Isles.

Caitlyn "The Night Shift" Mystery/Suspense

Fiction series based on some of the more exciting cases Caitlyn has seen.

Gangplank "Sea Pirate Captain Hardluck" Historical Fiction

Comic-book depicting the adventures of the immortal Captain Hardluck and his ship, the Arcana.

Amumu "Tears like Grains of Sand" Poetry

Poems inspired by the thoughts and experiences of Amumu in his solitude.

Athenes Lulu11/25/2014, 6:02:05 AM3 votes

I'd write a picture book. Draw them using crayon doodles.

And then add a twist of dark humor at the very end... mehehehhee~

OneSlickPhony11/26/2014, 6:30:06 AM2 votes

LeeSin The Fault in Our Stars

...Get it? Because Lee Sin is cancer?

Xtremey11/26/2014, 2:38:12 PM2 votes

Nasus agriculture for dummies

Mahnigguh11/26/2014, 2:43:56 PM2 votes

Vladimir True confessions of a Nighttime Phlebotomist. Viktor Bio-molecular Hyper-mechanical Nuclear Fusion for Dummies Ziggs Anarchist Cookbook for Yordles Trundle Where the Normal Things Are Udyr D.I.D. I Do That: How i survived having multiple personalities.

Zephyare11/26/2014, 4:39:06 PM1 votes

Veigar

The extra-tall book on how to be EVIL Volume 1: steal all the CS and make them QQ from your q!

CptBing11/26/2014, 9:48:43 PM1 votes

Ryze How To: You're Doing It Wrong - How to Spam Your Spells and Win Brand Man on Fire DrMundo Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde Jinx You Owe Me A Coke TwistedFate The Good, The Bad, The Poor Midlaner Zac Flubber Nasus Learning To Use A Keyboard One Key At A Time: Q

Meep Man11/26/2014, 9:55:06 PM1 votes

Rumble "How To Build a Mech to Get Over a Mid-Life Crisis"

Zac "Recipe Book for Jello"

Gragas This book has a title, it just is too illegible to read

GrandMa5TR11/26/2014, 1:57:47 AM1 votes

Velkoz Everything you need to know about anything I've incinerated.

Drakylon11/27/2014, 6:28:03 AM1 votes

Trundle Trolling for Dummies: A Guide to the Internet

Hawnta11/28/2014, 6:35:07 AM1 votes

Vayne Life of a Night-Hunter Singed Baiting for Dummies Leblanc Juking for Dummies

LoliOG11/29/2014, 9:03:10 PM1 votes

Ahri & MissFortune : What men desire? Alistar : 20 steps to be a pro football player Amumu : The path to a strong friendship Annie : I want me tibbers Brand : Make your own fire work Caitlyn : A Journeymen's guide to the best Teas served in UK JarvanIV : DEMACIA now and forever Leona & Lux : The Shining Mordekaiser : BEST guitar solos ever Velkoz :The origin of earthlings

Randog12/1/2014, 11:44:25 AM1 votes

Zilean Back in mah days...

Tristana Hentai12/3/2014, 1:20:57 PM1 votes

Gragas : Monshiners, the Story of Us"

Z For Zingus12/18/2014, 8:46:03 PM1 votes

Aatrox The Art of War

Karthus Press R and Win

Teemo Mushrooms are Bad

Chogath Making Humans Edible

Leona The Sun

Vayne How to Kill Demons

Tryndamere How to Never Die

Lissandra How to Make True Ice

MasterYi Wuju Make Me a Cookie?

Sammej12/31/2014, 10:10:01 PM1 votes

Draven "To Draven, or not to Draven"

Gear Kitty12/31/2014, 10:27:06 PM1 votes

Sona "Mute =/= Dumb: All the witty comments you missed because you don't speak Sound"

With excerpts like....

  • "All of your eyes up here, Jax."

And

  • "No Lee, you can't feel them to visualize them."

And let's not forget.

  • "Chaos can be music, but try toning is down a bit sis."
UdoIkOSc4u12/31/2014, 10:31:25 PM1 votes

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