Yasuo walks into a bar... (plot twist)

So Yasuo walks into a bar.

And Sona is standing at the counter, serving people drinks. Yasuo, going a long time without a drink, asks Sona, "Ay how much for a drink, scrub?"

Sona looks at Yasuo and points at a sign. On it was written, "Depends on what you want."

Yasuo then searches his torn pockets and says with dismay, "Unfortunately I don't have any money, do you take anything else? What about favors?

Sona points at another sign that says, "I don't take favors, sorry if you don't have any money."

Yasuo, then being desperate, tries to get Sona's favor to sell him a drink. "What about skill?" Sona please, "I have a lot of skillshots, do you take skill?"

Sona then puts down her cup, looks Yasuo directly in the eye, taps on Yasuo, and says with full force,

"I don't take Skill."

Edit: Yasuo then QQ 's Sona, and then thrusts his sword with such force that it knocks up the bar such that there is no counter.

#GuttheFreeloSona