Different types of League players! (Which one is you?)
Ello everybody! Over my one and a half seasons of playing League I've noticed a few different types of players, so now I'll tell you about them. What category do you fall under? Or maybe it's something else entirely. I won't assume.
The Mastery Spammer: The amount of times I got into a game, and right away these people start spamming their damn mastery. And it continues for the entire game. Like bro, I don't give a flying shit about your level 4.
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Then they die and show me their level 7. What are you implying there buddy?
The Type Master: You get into lobby, and this one person starts things off by typing their one sentence. Alright, that's fine. Then 10 seconds later, they alone have taken up 10 lines of text and is the only person actually typing. Heck, then you got the in-game master typists. Time to write my 5 paragraph essay on flame instead of actually playing the game.
Then there are the people who take up 12 lines but only write 1-2 words before hitting enter.
The "Muted but you're not really muted" person: Admit it, you've all seen people do it before. Actually, we probably all did it before. You say you're going to mute that one really annoying person in-game, but you actually don't just so you can see what they type about you.
But do you do it on a regular basis?
The Child Immaturity levels are at an all time high. SOS.
The Optimist: That person who's always being friendly throughout the game. Nothing wrong with that. But then you got...
We're down 20 kills at 20 minutes, have lost most of our towers and taken none of theirs. No objectives. Wait...there's still a chance! Don't smack that yes just yet!
Honestly, I'm all for not giving up, but there are just some times when you gotta move on to the next.
The Pessimist: Ff@15. They only type negative things throughout the entirety of the match.
Cheer up!
The typical 
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Just a prank. Please don't downvote me :C
The Silent Warrior: The chill dude who's just minding his own business, playing the game. Doesn't type a single word.
Then you ask them a question and get annoyed when they don't respond. Oh well.
The One-Trick: Screw these guys. Always need to have a name based around the champion they main, not to mention their club tag. So damn intimidating. I always piss myself when I see them on my loading screen.
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These are only a few stereotypes I could come up with. Probably missed a bunch, but hey, I tried.
