If botlane was a family thanksgiving
Hey Soraka. At 6 o' clock let's all-in and eat.
Only thing you're going to eat is Alistar's banana if you're not careful.
Moo? Oh, you mean you want to mooooove out of position! Sure, we'll take your spot in line for thanksgiving!
Thanks Vayne. We all know how nice you are.
Soraka! SORAKA!
I told you to stick to banana...Ugh...Fine.
We're going to get the first turkey leg.
Uncle Cho'gath somehow teleports to the thanksgiving party
Hola mi amigos. I heard some idiot wanted to take the first turkey leg before me.
Moves Caitlyn and Alistar out of the way only to see Katarina running away with the turkey leg
So long suckers. This is mine. And I'm locking it up in my belly.
BUT I ALWAYS HASAGI! SORRY YOU GET DUNKED(SORYE GE TON)
Grandma Camille gets mad at Cho'gath for calling her niece an idiot
I'm going to make you into sushi before you even think about a "feast"
Wow. Fiesta de bot lane. (Translation: Party of bot lane)
As the turkey leg flies in the air, Caitlyn snipes it against the wall and traps it.
Cho'gath knocks it back up into the air, trying to reach until Camille shows why Cho'gath should stop skipping leg day
Yasuo penetrates Katarina with his - ahem - blade and is pinned down by Camille before giving his last whisper
Hehehehe. Camille-san...Cho'gath isn't truly named Cho'gath. Due to his enormous body size and veracious appetite...
Nani mono da
HIS NAME IS CHO'GIRTH. OMAE WA MOU SHINDERUUUUUU
NANI?!
Cho'gath - ahem - shreds Camille's body to pieces as he falls to the ground by Caitlyn's - ahem - piercing bolts
The turkey is mine! Time for a cup of coffee with this.
Surprise. Safety first. That's why I always use a condemn before duels.
Moove bitch. Get out the way of my turkey leg.
Alistar raises the turkey leg in triumph over the fallen bodies of his brethren. And as he gazes at the wonderful beauty
A sharp banana penetrates him
Bakana?! (If you understand Japanese, you'll get this)
No one expects the banana until I put on the mask.
Report jungle no gank.
Report jungle. ^^^^^^
..... ...... /mute all
And that is the story of how Soraka ate her banana in a curious fashion. The people of bot lane partied for 5 nights(5 seconds) and one teamfight. What will happen to the turkey leg? Will Soraka ever get more bananas? Find out next time on:
And remember kids: https://i.imgur.com/mxv0GiM.jpg
