If you were married to your main

A little boaring actually.

Yes dear your sister is a prejudiced monster and you're an unsung hero ( Unless Riot actually changes it so they have lore). And you're prettier too. Now can you unshackle my soul pleas- no the regular ones can stay on

Hella gay ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

He went on a magical journey for milk 3 years ago.

Come back.

The kids miss you.

Me on one knee: "Will you marry me?"

: "Hmm..."

http://www.walldevil.com/wallpapers/w02/807817-forever-alone-meme-white-background.jpg

Lots of petting of the fluffy tails... While she pets something else. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

...

I think she'd just use a mirror image to do all the housework as she watches tv in bed...

goat milk and cookies. I could get used to that

D-do I get to marry the lizard too? >.>

STOP FUCKING EATING EVERYTHING

Very weird considering how I'd either be a gay furry or a pedophile

She would bite my head off.

In bed.

... Being his bitch would propably be a best case scenario :v

Looks at main.

Looks at home decor:

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/1f/VMFA_Tiffany_Lamps.jpg

Other than needing to worry about the Harrowing, it'd be a pretty typical relationship where she does the work and brings in the bread money.

"Work you insolent peasent! WORK!!! I didn't marry a husband for nothing!!!"

"Sir, my name is Chris Hansen, please take a seat right there"

A dump. no money. always running around for magic rocks

His W Can do the dishes, His Ult can do the laundry, I can vacuum

very cold