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Write a scenario with a champion and his/her kid from the future

NineballCirno·10/5/2015, 12:40:59 AM·22 votes·1,750 views

Imagine if a champion met his or her child from the future. What sort of hilarity would ensue?

Examples: Lux - Meets her future daughter. Said daughter has a massive inferiority complex due to her magical capabilities being unfavorably compared to her mother's, worse in cases where Ezreal would be her father. Lux's daughter finds out that there is one manner she trumps Lux in... Ekko - Child from the future tries to have conversation, ends up having to wait in line behind children from several different timelines who had similar ideas. JarvanIV - Quinn and Shyvanna interrogate Jarvan's child to find out the identity of the child's mother.

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CannonLordFreed10/5/2015, 1:02:54 AM34 votes

Bard - chimes at child. Bard child- chimes back. The end.

A Superb Villain10/5/2015, 3:20:17 AM26 votes

Blitzcrank "The time of man has come to an end."

Viktor "That's my boy."

AzureInTheDark10/5/2015, 12:14:14 PM17 votes

Azir Caw.

Sivir For fuck's sake I'm not a bird Azir.

Daedalus87110/5/2015, 7:16:58 AM16 votes

Zed: Let me teach you the ways of the shadows son. Nocturne: Fuck off dad, I am the shadow. Syndra: They grow so fast.

fancifulHat10/5/2015, 7:01:15 AM15 votes

Baby Elise

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--jp4lxYai--/kocgj1bkd6nfjebh21dg.jpg

Elise whips baby at her enemy, causing it to explode.

Elise is a terrible mother.

IcyPepper10/5/2015, 2:41:36 AM13 votes

Vi You're adopted. Child: MOM! Vi What? Child: NO! I mean, er, MOTHER! Caitlyn I'M BUSY

Vesarixx10/5/2015, 1:12:16 AM13 votes

TwistedFate that's impossible, I wasn't even in town that weekend

Trylobyte10/5/2015, 12:45:24 PM12 votes

Ahri "Well hello there, good-looking... How about we hook up sometime, spend the night together, mmm?" summoner 3 "...seriously, mom? No wonder I don't know who Dad is." Ahri "... @#*^."

BetaDude4010/5/2015, 4:08:07 AM11 votes

Teemo: Uh... Who in the name of me are you?

Child: I'm your son!

Teemo: Heh, yeah right, kid...

Child: No, wait! Look!

Child parts hair to reveal a 666 birthmark

Teemo: ...

hugs

ModAcademy Kayn10/5/2015, 2:12:27 PM10 votes

Sivir help..me.... I'm dying...

Azir Hi dying, I'm Dad

(http://zulidoodles.tumblr.com/post/97748839142/did-somebody-say-birbdad-joke-champion)

TenshouSNK10/5/2015, 2:38:07 AM7 votes

Everyone knows that Jarvan V's mother is Quinn . Sorry Shyvana haha.

Narasimha10/5/2015, 6:48:35 PM7 votes

Mordekaiser I don't... Kid: ... Mordekaiser I don't even... Kid:... Mordekaiser HOW IS THIS BIOLOGICALLY POSSIBLE I'M NOT EVEN ALIVE

Squidsmastah10/5/2015, 8:48:35 PM6 votes

Rammus OK!

Child: OK!

Maximum Morde10/5/2015, 2:41:41 AM5 votes

Sona : Meets her child(gender irrelevant). .......

bakenhunter10/6/2015, 1:16:00 AM5 votes

Zilean reading the newspaper Oh by the way son, you're adopted.

item 3070 Ekko item 3070

Killer of Poros10/5/2015, 6:31:35 AM4 votes

Pantheon Our kid just started another fire to try and burn diana for not praising the sun

Leona ...

Malicious Metal10/5/2015, 2:48:15 PM4 votes

Mordekaiser Pat's his children of the grave on the head... 75 seconds pass and it expires.... Mordekaiser Hue...item 3070

Dextix LT10/5/2015, 2:46:10 PM4 votes

Shen - Remember son, balance in all........

http://img15.deviantart.net/f5f5/i/2014/089/5/7/shen_tpa_by_lataedelan-d7cbtuh.jpg

** "F YOU DAD, IM GOING TO A PARTY, KTNXBYE!"**

theragingnerd10/5/2015, 8:38:41 PM3 votes

Ahri now serving number 93

Melledoneus10/5/2015, 5:31:32 PM3 votes

DrMundo: Listen to Mundo closely, Mundo Jr. You run really, really fast at people and throw cleavers! Mundo Jr.: Like this, Mundo dad? Throws cleaver and impales Skarner's kid DrMundo: Very good! Now go where you please, Mundo has work to do!

Vincent Lucius10/5/2015, 6:00:11 PM3 votes

Sion : Who are you and should I kill you or trample you?

Child: I... I think you were my father before... you know.

insert blood filled flashbacks of war followed by loving memories of a fine Noxian woman here

Sion : Come. I'll teach you how to trample the weak and then you can learn how to kill the strong, little one.

A few months later

Sion : Do you see that man, child?

Child: General Swain, dad?

Sion : Yes. He is not your General. Not him and not his bird. They're a different kind of insane.

Swain : Beatrice, should we orchestrate a flank from the left? Nah, you're right, let's just morph and eat them.

RottedApples10/5/2015, 5:29:48 PM2 votes

Teemo together we will rule the rift as father and son. evil laughs

Hardstuck G410/5/2015, 6:52:57 PM2 votes

Yasuo : Who did I knock up this time? Kid: She said her name was something like Raven or something Yasuo : Well, shit

MetalGearTeemu10/5/2015, 7:39:31 PM2 votes

Garen ... So... you've come.

(Child) You killed my mother.

Garen Your mother and I knew that day would come. It was her idea after all. I took no pleasure in it... yet I did.

(Child) is that why you left Demacia and became a Vagabond?

Garen I would have let her win, but it would have made everything we were to that point a lie.

(Child) Mother was right... you are one of us at Heart... but you think that changes anything?

Garen No. Now is your chance child. Show me the might of Noxus.

(Child) For House Du Couteau! Katarina

Stiv123410/5/2015, 12:21:41 PM2 votes

KogMaw stares at his child and slobbers

Saphixia10/5/2015, 10:51:38 AM2 votes

Aatrox : Wife gives birth to child, child looks aatrox in the eyes. The darkin thing happens and there you have. Thats how John Cena was born

NazZomLord10/5/2015, 2:57:08 PM2 votes

Braum taps son on the head fatherly Dont worry it will start growing in soon.

Ironclad Dragon11/19/2015, 10:36:13 PM1 votes

From an old post of mine:

{quoted}

I thought Bard has the coolest potential for this:

  • The meeps would be the child's supervisors, guardian spirits, and playmates all in one. She would take a liking to them from a young age. All of them would adore her, but some would be her steadfast companions and accomplices. These meeps would pitch in whenever wanted to play a prank on Bard, or get him a gift. In the former case, they’d flock behind her for safety once Bard realizes he’s been had, but they wouldn't scatter like the rest from Bard’s wroth.
  • The child would watch Bard play his horn and try to mimic him. Her first few attempts would disrupt Bard’s concentration and make him break off from his tune, but he'd get used to it. They'd even play together after enough practice.
  • Whenever Bard would soar across the sky, the child would cling onto him, spellbound. Think of flight scene from The Neverending Story, but with Bard instead of Falkor.
  • All the while being raised by spirits who can't speak.
ZeichiVos10/5/2015, 12:32:35 PM1 votes

Xin Zhao has a daughter, and is training her to inherit the position of senechal. Unfortunately, he ends up confusing his daughter more than helping her, because he just keeps telling her to "be a man."

HayRoss10/5/2015, 2:19:39 PM1 votes

Draven: His child is nothing but a constant wingman, trying to make Draven look as good as possible with no concern for his well being. Draven's Dravenness skyrockets %50

Blue Moon Wolf10/6/2015, 11:16:00 PM1 votes

Garen: HOW THE HELL DO YOU KNOW IT'S MINE! Child: DEMACIAAAA runs into bush Garen: ... damn it ...

TenshouSNK11/19/2015, 11:38:28 AM1 votes

Brand Cassiopeia

DrathTurtle31410/5/2015, 6:37:25 AM1 votes

Zilean : recognizes his child instantly.