Please Help me...

Urgot The Legend looked at the tattered ruler in his hands and felt relaxed.

He walked over to the window and reflected on his deprived surroundings. He had always loved grey San Francisco with its bad, blue-eyed beaches. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel relaxed.

Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of D.va . D.va was a brutal academic with hairy feet and hairy feet.

Urgot gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a violent, cold-blooded, beer drinker with grubby feet and curvaceous feet. His friends saw him as a handsome, homely hero. Once, he had even brought a wasteful owl back from the brink of death.

But not even a violent person who had once brought a wasteful owl back from the brink of death, was prepared for what D.va had in store today.

The wind blew like laughing cats, making Urgot relaxed.

As Urgot stepped outside and D.va came closer, he could see the careful glint in her eye.

D.va gazed with the affection of 4424 thoughtful disgusted dogs. She said, in hushed tones, "I love you and I want Love."

Urgot looked back, even more relaxed and still fingering the tattered ruler. "D.va, end my life," he replied.

They looked at each other with surprised feelings, like two bulbous, bewildered blue bottles chatting at a very mean Christening, which had orchestral music playing in the background and two sweet uncles sleeping to the beat.

Urgot regarded D.va's hairy feet and hairy feet. "I feel the same way!" revealed Urgot with a delighted grin.

D.va looked fuzzy, her emotions blushing like a healthy, huge hawk.

Then D.va came inside for a nice drink of beer. THE END

P.S. Just a Joke :p