I come from the year 2038, here to tell you the future of League

Here are things that have happened in the last 20 years of League.

• After making it to Rank 1 Challenger 3 years in a row, Tyler1 moved to the KR servers for a more fair matchup. He was instantly permabanned by Riot Korea for saying a single bad word in chat, as he is a "yankee" and is not allowed to play in Korea. Gues he shoulda learned from Cowsep.

• Riot does not want people complaining about champions being oversexualized, so the latest female champion is a completely black cube with voicelines made by a Text To Speech generator.

• Udyr has still not received a VU, so he has actually started to devolve. Currently, he just slides around in a T-Pose position instead of walking.

• Mordekaiser's bugs have grown so huge that they have become self-aware. Whenever Morde is picked, it usually results in a draw from the bugs killing both Nexuses at the same time.

• Shaco has been pick-ban for the past four seasons. Shaco one tricks still think he's underpowered.

• Don't remember what year it was, but we finally got Star Guardian Urgot(only after almost everyone else in the game got an SG skin)

• Don't even get me started on the Lux buffs on patch 19.15

• No, we still do not know who Kog'Maws daddy is(they keep saying Vel'Koz knows, but never gives away his identity)

• About Vel'Koz, he is regularly disabled in Poro King. That old visual bug has come back with the introduction of SG Vel'Koz, and the message now shows he likes to ANALYZE Poros.

• Zeal items have gotten so ridiculously cheap that you now gain money from buying them.

• After hearing about how outer turrets are so weak, Riot changed them. They are now made of papier-mâché.

• Finally fixed that bug where it didn't show that Karthus lacked auto attacks

• And last of all, there was a 5 year period where the only Ahri, Annie, Lux, Ezreal, and Miss Fortune skins were released. People still bought them until Riot HQ was put under lockdown by a group of weeb haters.