Demacia.

Noxus wimps: A snek. Not even a good one. The best Noxian. He's only the best because he's a Garen knock-off. You are not getting into smash, Waluigi. Once again, Garen is her best quality. Dumb hat, dumb lizard, dumb yordle. Cougar alert! She bailed when she realized how much Noxus sucked. He looks better now that he's dead. I didn't like demon crows in Dark Souls and Conan Exiles, what makes you think I like them here? Van Helsing didn't find him worth the trouble.

#Demacian Champions: HERE COMES THE COW!!! You know Demacia's bad-A when even the decorations defend it. Do I even need to scream it at the top of my lungs? Yes. Yes I do. He jumps and the very ground creates an arena of stone so he can kill you gloriously. His wife's soul was shoved in a magic lantern so now he hunts down the most sadistic thing in the Shadow Isles without a second thought. Also black people are cool. She will Death Star your face off. Best yordle in the game, hammers down. Demacia has good taste in at least three things: Thing 1, thing 2, and music. He's too cool for Ionia.

yea the tattoo is so big you can't even see it