Your main calls someone with a phone
with who is he speaking? what would he say?
calls a weather station
"Follow the wind, but watch your back."
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calling
Draven finally decided to tell Draven his true feelings about him, and while he was afraid Draven will not agree, Draven was glad to hear that Draven feels the same.
Draven invited Draven to a fine dinner at the Cheesecake Factory located on the town square, soon Draven and Draven started having a relationship, which unfortunately ended when Draven cheated on Draven with Draven.
Calls Ozzy Osbourne just to tell him
"IRON MAN LIVES AGAIN!"
Calls 
: Hello, who's this?
: The moon...
: Um... what?
: It's far away.... YOU WERE ALONE THE WHOLE TIME... BWAHAHAH!!!
: ....... T--T
calls a solar power company
calls a light company
calls the military
calls a house of four
calls a cuban cigar company.
You see where this is going.
Loud snickering
Hello?
FILTHYACCURSEDNOXUSVILLAINSAIDWHAT?
What?
Hangs up
Loud laughing
The fuck was that?
Nobody...
Nothing...
SHE'S MUTE 
(Boy, this is a thought one... Uh...)
calling a pizza place for his order.
Otherside: Wait, so you want a family size pizza just for yourself? Isn't like... Too big for a yordle like yourself to eat it?
"Size doesn't mean everything."
Considering 
has been out of the modern world for a long, long time...
What is this?
911: Is there an emergency, sir?!
WHO IS SPEAKING?
- His fingers are too big for the buttons, so he's really not sure who he called, but he says:
"COWAAARRRRDDDSSSSSS!!!"
Kassadin calls NASA and desperately tries to explain the void before they hang up.
calls 
: Master Yi? I need some money :(
: WHAT?! What happen to the allowance I gave you?!
: I was by Bilgewater and Some guy with a beard and a cowboy hat showed up and played a gambling game with me. Before I knew it, I was out of money :(
: facepalm
looks in Demacian phonebook in section labelled "Heroes"
Checks off another.
Calls the cast of American Idol/Britain's got Talent.
"I find them unworthy."
someone calls a church
"yes? confess my son"
"i grow like the devil satan"
calls Domino's Pizza
"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?"
Calls QVC late night gem shows
and 
calls to become professional MMA fighters
With whom*
: Hello?
: one
: Who's there?
: two
: Are you ok?
: three
: stfu or i'm gonna call 112
: FOUR!
: -dies-
calls Yasuo. Ever since that horrid nightmare of day in which Riven's whole party was ambushed by non other than her own people she has been roaming the mountains of Ionia in search of some kind of purpose. Every night she attempts to sleep on to wake up screaming and panicking since she still hears to screams and cries of her long gone friends. She misses them. There are some nights still where she will get a nights rest, if you could call drinking until you can't feel feelings a healthy way to fall asleep, but whenever she would awoke she would be covered in sweat, blood, and tears. One faithful night when she was drinking her problems away she met a certain Ionian swordsman treating his problems with the same, sick antidote. This man was non other than the pony-tailed samurai we know as Yasuo. It was at this moment Riven noticed that they both had been starring at each other for at least 10 seconds now and frustratedly turned away (all tsundere-like). Yasuo had made the decision though to walk right on up to her and whisper in her ear, "You as well?". Startled, Riven fell backwards on her wooden stool as she was not expecting anyone to even acknowledge her existence since the last person who tried to stir conversation had met the dull end of her broken blade very abruptly.
I GOT TO GO NOW GOT A JOB INTERVIEW BUT I WANNA NOW MAKE A WHOLE POST ON THIS WHEN I GET HOME YES!,
She will call you, but only if you pay her fee...
I don't actually main Janna, so lets use my "main," Talon 
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