Your main calls someone with a phone

Ahristocats·Jun 22, 2016·22 votes·2,746 views

with who is he speaking? what would he say?

calls a weather station "Follow the wind, but watch your back."

https://33.media.tumblr.com/f970b34ab1a8a195b00ba4d26dad7733/tumblr_mn2lmfYDvd1qfzv7ao1_500.gif

84 Comments

hoes and bowsJun 22, 201622 votes

Draven calling Draven Draven finally decided to tell Draven his true feelings about him, and while he was afraid Draven will not agree, Draven was glad to hear that Draven feels the same. Draven invited Draven to a fine dinner at the Cheesecake Factory located on the town square, soon Draven and Draven started having a relationship, which unfortunately ended when Draven cheated on Draven with Draven.

Miss LuxannaJun 22, 20167 votes

That's too much Draven for one world to handle.

hoes and bowsJun 22, 20167 votes

https://media.riffsy.com/images/b455e970012d279175e74a6bd714ef7c/raw

Jungle Lux GodJun 23, 20161 votes

Draven Too much Draven? NEVER.

Malicious MetalJun 22, 201614 votes

Mordekaiser Calls Ozzy Osbourne just to tell him "IRON MAN LIVES AGAIN!"

KONO RUBICK DAJun 22, 20166 votes

http://66.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5txlsPbP91rqlfp9.gif

Miss LuxannaJun 22, 20168 votes

Leona calls a solar power company Lux calls a light company Garen calls the military Jhin calls a house of four Graves calls a cuban cigar company.

You see where this is going.

AhristocatsJun 22, 20163 votes

http://memeshappen.com/media/created/today-IS-GOING--to-be-a-good-day--meme-28059.jpg

Miss LuxannaJun 22, 20169 votes

Amumu calls..well...anyone. Skarner Can this thing even use a phone? Volibear and MonkeyKing call the zoo to prank it. Lucian just looks at Senna's number in sadness.

Malicious MetalJun 22, 20163 votes

Poor Lucian TwT

hoes and bowsJun 22, 20167 votes

http://st.elohell.net/public/chill/7855abf110e9f39e4ba540da76382952.png

MhihnjJun 22, 20164 votes

Thresh: Gives phone number to Lucian

Lucian: Whose number is this?

Thresh: Not your wife's

Lucian: T_T

Oakleaf RangerJun 22, 20161 votes

[{quoted}](name=Goddess Madoka,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=pvpbZVez,comment-id=000000000000,timestamp=2016-06-22T10:54:57.657+0000)

calls..well...anyone. Can this thing even use a phone? and call the zoo to prank it. just looks at Senna's number in sadness.

Lucian should call usher and get lessons how to get his lady back

Toru ItaiJun 23, 20161 votes

you mean a necromancer?

DauthauJun 23, 20161 votes

[{quoted}](name=Goddess Madoka,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=pvpbZVez,comment-id=000000000000,timestamp=2016-06-22T10:54:57.657+0000)

calls..well...anyone. Can this thing even use a phone? and call the zoo to prank it. just looks at Senna's number in sadness.

Lucian calls his voicemail to listen to Senna's last message over and over item 3070

kile147Jun 22, 20164 votes

Graves doesn't smoke cigars, he vapes now. Rioter confirmed canon.

TheCharmingCharmJun 22, 20168 votes

Diana Calls Amumu

Amumu : Hello, who's this?

Diana : The moon...

Amumu : Um... what?

Diana : It's far away.... YOU WERE ALONE THE WHOLE TIME... BWAHAHAH!!!

Amumu : ....... T--T

HayRossJun 22, 20167 votes

JarvanIV XinZhao Garen Loud snickering

Darius Hello?

Garen FILTHYACCURSEDNOXUSVILLAINSAIDWHAT?

Darius What?

Garen Hangs up

Garen XinZhao JarvanIV Loud laughing

Darius The fuck was that?

JayHog1992Jun 22, 20166 votes

(Boy, this is a thought one... Uh...)

Teemo calling a pizza place for his order.

Otherside: Wait, so you want a family size pizza just for yourself? Isn't like... Too big for a yordle like yourself to eat it?

"Size doesn't mean everything."

hoes and bowsJun 22, 201613 votes

http://ci.memecdn.com/806/8196806.jpg

JayHog1992Jun 22, 20166 votes

That... Is disturbingly creepy...

MrPharmDJun 22, 20162 votes

"Size doesn't mean everything."

That's what tiny peter people say.

JayHog1992Jun 22, 20162 votes

Teemo doesn't have many lines, so... Couldn't come up with better.

MavenSongJun 22, 20166 votes

Nobody...

Nothing...

SHE'S MUTE Sona

AhristocatsJun 22, 20161 votes

pretty sure she can speak with music, like doing some ugly harp music to say no, and the opposite to say yes.

MavenSongJun 22, 20162 votes

first off, its an ETWAHL! (Triggered)

second, Kinda but not really, she probably speaks in sign language... besides she'd have to text...

also who on runeterra could understand music...

WAIT JUST ONE MOMENT: Bard

AírJun 22, 20163 votes

New ship: Sona-Bard.

LETS GET ON IT BOYS.

Hello I am BirdJun 22, 20163 votes

Bard - Various musical sounds Sona Sign language YOU UNDERSTAND!

BioticBronyJun 22, 201610 votes

Bard Seductive chiming

TheCharmingCharmJun 22, 20163 votes

Sona Calls Amumu

Amumu : Hello?

Sona : .....

Amumu : Is anyone there...?

Sona : ....coughs

Amumu : Oh hi, do you wanna be my friend?

Sona : ..... Hangs up

Amumu : T-------T

moraysharkJun 22, 20166 votes

Thresh calls lucian. Lucian who is this Thresh wifesteal incorporated Lucian cries in corner

RalanrJun 23, 20161 votes

Thresh then jingles the lantern DEAD WIFE!!!!

RalimakJun 22, 20165 votes

Sion - His fingers are too big for the buttons, so he's really not sure who he called, but he says:

"COWAAARRRRDDDSSSSSS!!!"

RalanrJun 23, 20161 votes

I am a Sion main and I approve of this message.

AziriouslyJun 22, 20165 votes

Considering Azir has been out of the modern world for a long, long time...

Azir What is this?

911: Is there an emergency, sir?!

Azir WHO IS SPEAKING?

billxxJun 22, 20164 votes

Kassadin calls NASA and desperately tries to explain the void before they hang up.

KONO RUBICK DAJun 22, 20163 votes

someone calls a church

"yes? confess my son" Teemo "i grow like ~~the devil~~ satan"

MelledoneusJun 22, 20163 votes

Shen Calls the cast of American Idol/Britain's got Talent. "I find them unworthy."

EvilUnicornLordJun 22, 20163 votes

Poppy looks in Demacian phonebook in section labelled "Heroes" Checks off another.

moraysharkJun 22, 20164 votes

http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2013/105/0/7/wonka_thresh_blank_by_artsed-d61v5ys.jpg :prankcalls lucian

Blue Moon WolfJun 22, 20163 votes

MonkeyKing calls MasterYi

MonkeyKing : Master Yi? I need some money :(

MasterYi : WHAT?! What happen to the allowance I gave you?!

MonkeyKing : I was by Bilgewater and Some guy with a beard and a cowboy hat showed up and played a gambling game with me. Before I knew it, I was out of money :(

MasterYi : facepalm

Sonicblaster33Jun 22, 20162 votes

Shyvana and calls to become professional MMA fighters

HentRexJun 22, 20162 votes

Taric Calls QVC late night gem shows

Lord GalvatronJun 22, 20162 votes

Trundle calls Domino's Pizza "Do you have Prince Albert in a can?"

ShynkleJun 22, 20162 votes

With whom*

Punching TopJun 23, 20162 votes

Annie : Hello? Jhin : one Annie : Who's there? Jhin : two Annie : Are you ok? Jhin : three Annie : stfu or i'm gonna call 112 Jhin : FOUR! Annie : -dies-

aítchJun 22, 20161 votes

Riven calls Yasuo. Ever since that horrid nightmare of day in which Riven's whole party was ambushed by non other than her own people she has been roaming the mountains of Ionia in search of some kind of purpose. Every night she attempts to sleep on to wake up screaming and panicking since she still hears to screams and cries of her long gone friends. She misses them. There are some nights still where she will get a nights rest, if you could call drinking until you can't feel feelings a healthy way to fall asleep, but whenever she would awoke she would be covered in sweat, blood, and tears. One faithful night when she was drinking her problems away she met a certain Ionian swordsman treating his problems with the same, sick antidote. This man was non other than the pony-tailed samurai we know as Yasuo. It was at this moment Riven noticed that they both had been starring at each other for at least 10 seconds now and frustratedly turned away (all tsundere-like). Yasuo had made the decision though to walk right on up to her and whisper in her ear, "You as well?". Startled, Riven fell backwards on her wooden stool as she was not expecting anyone to even acknowledge her existence since the last person who tried to stir conversation had met the dull end of her broken blade very abruptly. I GOT TO GO NOW GOT A JOB INTERVIEW BUT I WANNA NOW MAKE A WHOLE POST ON THIS WHEN I GET HOME YES!,

ApocalypsicJun 23, 20161 votes

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calls Yasuo. Ever since that horrid nightmare of day in which Riven's whole party was ambushed by non other than her own people she has been roaming the mountains of Ionia in search of some kind of purpose. Every night she attempts to sleep on to wake up screaming and panicking since she still hears to screams and cries of her long gone friends. She misses them. There are some nights still where she will get a nights rest, if you could call drinking until you can't feel feelings a healthy way to fall asleep, but whenever she would awoke she would be covered in sweat, blood, and tears. One faithful night when she was drinking her problems away she met a certain Ionian swordsman treating his problems with the same, sick antidote. This man was non other than the pony-tailed samurai we know as Yasuo. It was at this moment Riven noticed that they both had been starring at each other for at least 10 seconds now and frustratedly turned away (all tsundere-like). Yasuo had made the decision though to walk right on up to her and whisper in her ear, "You as well?". Startled, Riven fell backwards on her wooden stool as she was not expecting anyone to even acknowledge her existence since the last person who tried to stir conversation had met the dull end of her broken blade very abruptly. I GOT TO GO NOW GOT A JOB INTERVIEW BUT I WANNA NOW MAKE A WHOLE POST ON THIS WHEN I GET HOME YES!,

I think that was pretty good!

You probably just triggered a bunch of Yasuo mains though.

I don't know about the Riven mains though, probably a lot of them too but hey, I support the OTP!

aítchJun 23, 20162 votes

Honestly I love rivxyas so much like imagine they were like together for a few months and then yasuo finds out that riven killed his master. Like imagine all the romance and all the UGH I WATCH TOO MUCH ANIME