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RaptorKarr·12/2/2015, 3:36:43 AM·8 votes·2,120 views

What do you do to make them feel more comfortable, and or not piss them off?

Riven I would make no mention of her past (She'll tell me about it when she's ready.) And make sure her bed has been scrubbed clean from the sheet's, to the mattress, to the pillows before she arrived so she can enjoy sleeping in a real (And clean) bed again rather then whatever shtty bedroll she's been sleeping on. Shyvana Make sure her room is covered in everything that could possibly be J4 related, and ALSO never make a mention of her past, and to also never complain should she ever turn into a dragon while inside the house. I would also say that I find her much more attractive the Quinn and that there is no way Jarvan would ever choose Quinn over her.

60 Comments

trash sion12/2/2015, 3:11:57 PM11 votes

"Udyr, stop clawing the fucking couch"

TheSequelsRBad12/2/2015, 1:47:13 PM7 votes

Chogath

Make him happy? Are you kidding me?

I am running as fast as I can.

Hiemdol12/2/2015, 7:25:21 PM6 votes

Azir

I declare "For Shurima!" before everything I do.

Vesarixx12/2/2015, 3:46:32 AM6 votes

Sona Ahri I'm Ok with this

Lord Boltrix12/2/2015, 3:47:21 AM5 votes

Mordekaiser My place is loud as hell and I can never sleep, on the plus side there is enough booze and groupie girls around during band-related events that I don't need to bother trying to get into a serious relationship.

SavingPirateRyan12/2/2015, 6:28:38 PM5 votes

Pantheon Here's the oven, have fun.

Rito Jericho12/2/2015, 4:08:30 PM5 votes

DANG IT, Malzahar!!!! I told you, you can convert YOUR room into a shrine for the void, BUT LEAVE THE REST OF THE HOUSE ALONE!!!

Draconianrage12/2/2015, 11:47:31 PM3 votes

Rengar

I'd give him a ball of yarn, and a shitload of catnip. In return, he'll keep the pesky bugs out

Khazix

Little does rengo know, i love watching fights [slayer-pantheon-popcorn]

Predatore12/2/2015, 3:41:46 AM2 votes

I have no idea what to do about Ziggs

Truly Prideful12/2/2015, 6:30:49 PM2 votes

Bard : We'd both rarely be home so I don't think there would be an issue.

GundayMonday12/3/2015, 5:33:44 PM2 votes

I live with a blonde girl from the north that has a pet pig. This is my life. Sejuani (Belly rubs and chocolate!)

Kitty Darkstar12/2/2015, 9:30:02 PM2 votes

Leona A transparent ceiling is a must during the day.

MF is my Waifu12/2/2015, 2:55:38 PM2 votes

Nice waifu thread.

MissFortune

Think I'll be just fine.

Cynnabon12/3/2015, 7:51:35 PM1 votes

Lulu Fridge stocked with purple Faygo.

PDE5 Inhibitors12/4/2015, 1:47:39 AM1 votes

Caitlyn "Sorry, I left the fuzzy cuffs at home"

Fuchinokami12/4/2015, 11:28:03 AM1 votes

Ahri : Ahri looks like she'd be a pretty decent roommate. Unlike other champions, she's not screaming everywhere or carrying impossible amounts of weapons on her, and her quote on mercy and responsability makes me think she'd actually do her best to avoid disturbing the place. I guess her room would probably have a slightly korean theme. Either way, I'd probably soundproof her room and try to resist the eventual teasing.

Heimerdinger : Cecil looks like somebody very likeable, even if his gratuitous application of SCIENCE might prove problematic with noises and eventual side effects, like a laser-throwing TV or a missile dishwasher. I'd probably make sure to set up a workshop outside of the main house, maybe in the garden, and blast-proof his chamber.

Chogath : Make the cave into a bedroom without any light and hope Heimer's Turrets and Ahri can contain it if he ever gets bored.

MilfHuntUnitXJ912/4/2015, 11:30:26 AM1 votes

Already died from a sudden loss of blood Vladimir

Shepard Normandy12/4/2015, 11:37:37 AM1 votes

Irelia I say to her how much i love Ionia and that Noxus sucks and must be destroyed, will ask her to teach me how to use her blades too.

Catch This Hand12/6/2015, 4:27:43 PM1 votes

Zyra skylight water daily and NEVER EVER step on any flowers also ill make compost for her out of my trash

Karma let her do her thang she'll prob just meditae in zyras room and make some tea

yogozin12/2/2015, 4:54:26 PM1 votes

Bard I have no idea what this guy would want.

Blitzcrank Money so he can continue running his fleshling compatibility services, and perhaps a good wash now and then.

Ezreal "Teen boy things"

Kayle I dunno, peace or something? We both have good senses of justice, so we'd get along.

Kindred Wolf: The privilege to chase my cats around, so long as he doesn't kill them... Lamb: A target in the backyard, a bunch of apples, and perhaps a friendship?

Leona Realistic statue of the sun.

Malphite Rock polish.

Malzahar A shrine or something. Or maybe something to have him chill out, sheesh, you don't need to praise the freakin' void 24/7.

Pantheon An oven and a baking recipe book, and up to 10K$ in other stuff. I really don't wanna be kicked into a well.

Shen Ninja stuff. I dunno what this guy'd want, to be stonger? So... a gym access pass?

Soraka Bananas of varying kinds, and also glow-in-the-dark sticky-stars you can stick and peel off anywhere. I have those, they're real soothing...

Talon A Brand new set of kitchen knives. And my hoard of varying weapons in my attic.

Thresh No.

Tristana A whooooole lot of new explosives, and maybe a couple of other yordley stuff, like sweets.

TwistedFate My old poker deck that has animals instead of symbols.

Veigar A klein bottle. Oh, and maybe a video game where you can level infinitely. Oh, and maybe a new wand.

Velkoz Definitly not my bod. Or my cats. Perhaps a dictionary!

Viktor His own lab.

Sona A new Etwahl, and many changes of casual clothes.

TheTiltedHat112/2/2015, 7:07:30 PM1 votes

Bard A completely empty room of nothing but hanging chimes. Anivia Keep the AC on and make sure to wear a coat. Olaf Graggy Ice

Sinister Anubis12/2/2015, 7:30:30 PM1 votes

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What do you do to make them feel more comfortable, and or not piss them off?

Riven I would make no mention of her past (She'll tell me about it when she's ready.) And make sure her bed has been scrubbed clean from the sheet's, to the mattress, to the pillows before she arrived so she can enjoy sleeping in a real (And clean) bed again rather then whatever shtty bedroll she's been sleeping on. Shyvana Make sure her room is covered in everything that could possibly be J4 related, and ALSO never make a mention of her past, and to also never complain should she ever turn into a dragon while inside the house. I would also say that I find her much more attractive the Quinn and that there is no way Jarvan would ever choose Quinn over her.

Me and Katarina will be having sex all night. Because she left garen and needs a new Fuck buddy. Her room is full of blades and whips

Blue Moon Wolf12/2/2015, 10:25:51 PM1 votes

MonkeyKing me with the power of a magical rock monkey that can create decoys in my corner... http://i1135.photobucket.com/albums/m621/verakam/gifs/0001ksg9.gif Time to wreak havoc >:D

HayRoss12/2/2015, 10:41:29 PM1 votes

Gangplank The whole house smells of oranges and nobody else can sleep at night because he's always plotting to try and retake Bilgewater. It's tempting to help him just to get him out of the house

Garen "For the last damn time, no I will not play BeyBlades with you"

"What's this golden sword doing above my head?"

Cremepie12/2/2015, 11:49:11 PM1 votes

I have no idea my main is a sexy creeper Vladimir

Fowus12/3/2015, 1:00:40 AM1 votes

Talon half the time he isn't even there, probably looking for general du coteau I don't mind

RekSai HOW DO YOU EVEN FIT??

Fizz Gonna need a new tank for the shark...

Gnar If I run out of toilet paper I gotta get a new house

ClockHead12/3/2015, 7:11:21 AM1 votes

Veigar Ya know, litter box, catnip, clawing posts, dark magic-proof walls, the works.

DIRU12/3/2015, 9:17:50 AM1 votes

Bard - room full of yellow tampons and midgets Yasuo - is he even going to stay for long? he has a country to run away from. Zed -i'm way too lazy to think of anything Syndra - i'm way too lazy to think of anything Kassadin - defense from the void arts. all day.

Shonjl12/3/2015, 9:47:41 AM1 votes

Ziggs I thought I told you to take your toys outside to play with? I don't like replacing my damn living room every week man.

Garen Cmon man, at least let me win beyblades once in a while. Also can you shut up please? I am 2 feet away from you, you don't have to scream.

Warwick I can't eat this, Alistar is still mooing, at least cook him first!

Morgana Really got nothing for this one. Probably just tell her that everyone knows shes the stronger and cuter one.

Gangplank https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMhfbLRoGEw busy partying with GP, Shen and MF.

SithesisLord12/3/2015, 12:18:17 PM1 votes

Kayle

Oh good lord, i´m never gonna catch a break on her Morgana qq.

aítch12/3/2015, 1:31:55 PM1 votes

Annie : Well I got my own Tibbers so TEA PARTY TIME :D