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RaptorKarr··8 votes·2,120 views

What do you do to make them feel more comfortable, and or not piss them off?

Riven I would make no mention of her past (She'll tell me about it when she's ready.) And make sure her bed has been scrubbed clean from the sheet's, to the mattress, to the pillows before she arrived so she can enjoy sleeping in a real (And clean) bed again rather then whatever shtty bedroll she's been sleeping on. Shyvana Make sure her room is covered in everything that could possibly be J4 related, and ALSO never make a mention of her past, and to also never complain should she ever turn into a dragon while inside the house. I would also say that I find her much more attractive the Quinn and that there is no way Jarvan would ever choose Quinn over her.

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trash sion11 votes

"Udyr, stop clawing the fucking couch"

TheSequelsRBad7 votes

Chogath

Make him happy? Are you kidding me?

I am running as fast as I can.

Drehirth6 votes

Apply spices to yourself

Vesarixx6 votes

Sona Ahri I'm Ok with this

Hiemdol6 votes

Azir

I declare "For Shurima!" before everything I do.

Blitzidious1 votes

You two will get along quickly.

Lord Boltrix5 votes

Mordekaiser My place is loud as hell and I can never sleep, on the plus side there is enough booze and groupie girls around during band-related events that I don't need to bother trying to get into a serious relationship.

Malicious Metal4 votes

And they can't say no when Ol' Morde ults them :^)

Rito Jericho5 votes

DANG IT, Malzahar!!!! I told you, you can convert YOUR room into a shrine for the void, BUT LEAVE THE REST OF THE HOUSE ALONE!!!

SavingPirateRyan5 votes

Pantheon Here's the oven, have fun.

Draconianrage3 votes

Rengar

I'd give him a ball of yarn, and a shitload of catnip. In return, he'll keep the pesky bugs out

Khazix

Little does rengo know, i love watching fights [slayer-pantheon-popcorn]

Predatore2 votes

I have no idea what to do about Ziggs

MasterSomething2 votes

Let him nuke your house

MF is my Waifu2 votes

Nice waifu thread.

MissFortune

Think I'll be just fine.

Truly Prideful2 votes

Bard : We'd both rarely be home so I don't think there would be an issue.

Kitty Darkstar2 votes

Leona A transparent ceiling is a must during the day.

GundayMonday2 votes

I live with a blonde girl from the north that has a pet pig. This is my life. Sejuani (Belly rubs and chocolate!)

yogozin1 votes

Bard I have no idea what this guy would want.

Blitzcrank Money so he can continue running his fleshling compatibility services, and perhaps a good wash now and then.

Ezreal "Teen boy things"

Kayle I dunno, peace or something? We both have good senses of justice, so we'd get along.

Kindred Wolf: The privilege to chase my cats around, so long as he doesn't kill them... Lamb: A target in the backyard, a bunch of apples, and perhaps a friendship?

Leona Realistic statue of the sun.

Malphite Rock polish.

Malzahar A shrine or something. Or maybe something to have him chill out, sheesh, you don't need to praise the freakin' void 24/7.

Pantheon An oven and a baking recipe book, and up to 10K$ in other stuff. I really don't wanna be kicked into a well.

Shen Ninja stuff. I dunno what this guy'd want, to be stonger? So... a gym access pass?

Soraka Bananas of varying kinds, and also glow-in-the-dark sticky-stars you can stick and peel off anywhere. I have those, they're real soothing...

Talon A Brand new set of kitchen knives. And my hoard of varying weapons in my attic.

Thresh No.

Tristana A whooooole lot of new explosives, and maybe a couple of other yordley stuff, like sweets.

TwistedFate My old poker deck that has animals instead of symbols.

Veigar A klein bottle. Oh, and maybe a video game where you can level infinitely. Oh, and maybe a new wand.

Velkoz Definitly not my bod. Or my cats. Perhaps a dictionary!

Viktor His own lab.

Sona A new Etwahl, and many changes of casual clothes.

Crowe Stalker1 votes

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Sona A new Etwahl, and many changes of casual clothes.

I don't think you understand Sona's lore... at all.

frigginmurlocs2 votes

I mean, he seems like he means well, but her old etwahl would kill him before the overnight shipping arrived

yogozin1 votes

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I don't think you understand Sona's lore... at all.

I forgot. :(

Blitzedlegend1 votes

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"Teen boy things"

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

TheTiltedHat11 votes

Bard A completely empty room of nothing but hanging chimes. Anivia Keep the AC on and make sure to wear a coat. Olaf Graggy Ice

Sinister Anubis1 votes

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What do you do to make them feel more comfortable, and or not piss them off?

Riven I would make no mention of her past (She'll tell me about it when she's ready.) And make sure her bed has been scrubbed clean from the sheet's, to the mattress, to the pillows before she arrived so she can enjoy sleeping in a real (And clean) bed again rather then whatever shtty bedroll she's been sleeping on. Shyvana Make sure her room is covered in everything that could possibly be J4 related, and ALSO never make a mention of her past, and to also never complain should she ever turn into a dragon while inside the house. I would also say that I find her much more attractive the Quinn and that there is no way Jarvan would ever choose Quinn over her.

Me and Katarina will be having sex all night. Because she left garen and needs a new Fuck buddy. Her room is full of blades and whips

Kitty Darkstar3 votes

I'm going to be very harsh right now to you.

But the fact that this is what you think you'll be doing with her is kind of sad, especially since Kata is (probably, I don't know you) way out of your league. Pun not intended.

Sinister Anubis1 votes

[{quoted}](name=Kitty Darkstar,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=phFl3aaV,comment-id=00150000,timestamp=2015-12-02T21:28:51.825+0000)

I'm going to be very harsh right now to you.

But the fact that this is what you think you'll be doing with her is kind of sad, especially since Kata is (probably, I don't know you) way out of your league. Pun not intended.

Your just jelly :D

Kitty Darkstar1 votes

If I was someone else I would probably be, but honestly, at the time of that comment I was just a bit grumpy and decided to take it out on you.

And honestly, I can't picture Kata doing..... well, that.

RaptorKarr1 votes

Pets Kitty Now now play nice.

Kitty Darkstar1 votes

hisses NEVER!

RaptorKarr1 votes

Don't make me get the Windex bottle full of water >:c

Kitty Darkstar1 votes

grabs umbrella

Sinister Anubis1 votes

[{quoted}](name=Kitty Darkstar,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=phFl3aaV,comment-id=0015000000000000,timestamp=2015-12-03T00:33:53.987+0000)

If I was someone else I would probably be, but honestly, at the time of that comment I was just a bit grumpy and decided to take it out on you.

And honestly, I can't picture Kata doing..... well, that.

Well lets face it we all know katarina has a kinky side :) just look at her in the trailer when rengar was fighting her :P

Kitty Darkstar1 votes

Uh.... Well, I lost this debate, it seems. But I'd like to thank you for being mature about it, or, at least, somewhat mature.

Sinister Anubis1 votes

[{quoted}](name=Kitty Darkstar,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=phFl3aaV,comment-id=001500000000000000010000,timestamp=2015-12-03T10:50:36.532+0000)

Uh.... Well, I lost this debate, it seems. But I'd like to thank you for being mature about it, or, at least, somewhat mature.

no problem :) have a nice day xD

Kitty Darkstar1 votes

Thank you, and likewise! [slayer-pantheon-thumbs]

Blue Moon Wolf1 votes

MonkeyKing me with the power of a magical rock monkey that can create decoys in my corner... http://i1135.photobucket.com/albums/m621/verakam/gifs/0001ksg9.gif Time to wreak havoc >:D

HayRoss1 votes

Gangplank The whole house smells of oranges and nobody else can sleep at night because he's always plotting to try and retake Bilgewater. It's tempting to help him just to get him out of the house

Garen "For the last damn time, no I will not play BeyBlades with you"

"What's this golden sword doing above my head?"

Cremepie1 votes

I have no idea my main is a sexy creeper Vladimir

Fowus1 votes

Talon half the time he isn't even there, probably looking for general du coteau I don't mind

RekSai HOW DO YOU EVEN FIT??

Fizz Gonna need a new tank for the shark...

Gnar If I run out of toilet paper I gotta get a new house

ClockHead1 votes

Veigar Ya know, litter box, catnip, clawing posts, dark magic-proof walls, the works.

DIRU1 votes

Bard - room full of yellow tampons and midgets Yasuo - is he even going to stay for long? he has a country to run away from. Zed -i'm way too lazy to think of anything Syndra - i'm way too lazy to think of anything Kassadin - defense from the void arts. all day.

Shonjl1 votes

Ziggs I thought I told you to take your toys outside to play with? I don't like replacing my damn living room every week man.

Garen Cmon man, at least let me win beyblades once in a while. Also can you shut up please? I am 2 feet away from you, you don't have to scream.

Warwick I can't eat this, Alistar is still mooing, at least cook him first!

Morgana Really got nothing for this one. Probably just tell her that everyone knows shes the stronger and cuter one.

Gangplank https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMhfbLRoGEw busy partying with GP, Shen and MF.

SithesisLord1 votes

Kayle

Oh good lord, i´m never gonna catch a break on her Morgana qq.

aítch1 votes

Annie : Well I got my own Tibbers so TEA PARTY TIME :D

Cynnabon1 votes

Lulu Fridge stocked with purple Faygo.

PDE5 Inhibitors1 votes

Caitlyn "Sorry, I left the fuzzy cuffs at home"

Fuchinokami1 votes

Ahri : Ahri looks like she'd be a pretty decent roommate. Unlike other champions, she's not screaming everywhere or carrying impossible amounts of weapons on her, and her quote on mercy and responsability makes me think she'd actually do her best to avoid disturbing the place. I guess her room would probably have a slightly korean theme. Either way, I'd probably soundproof her room and try to resist the eventual teasing.

Heimerdinger : Cecil looks like somebody very likeable, even if his gratuitous application of SCIENCE might prove problematic with noises and eventual side effects, like a laser-throwing TV or a missile dishwasher. I'd probably make sure to set up a workshop outside of the main house, maybe in the garden, and blast-proof his chamber.

Chogath : Make the cave into a bedroom without any light and hope Heimer's Turrets and Ahri can contain it if he ever gets bored.

MilfHuntUnitXJ91 votes

Already died from a sudden loss of blood Vladimir

Shepard Normandy1 votes

Irelia I say to her how much i love Ionia and that Noxus sucks and must be destroyed, will ask her to teach me how to use her blades too.

Catch This Hand1 votes

Zyra skylight water daily and NEVER EVER step on any flowers also ill make compost for her out of my trash

Karma let her do her thang she'll prob just meditae in zyras room and make some tea

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