I need good League of Legends Jokes/Puns
**Give me your best/worst League of Legends puns 
**
I need jokes to tell at the beginning of my trash ranked games LMFAO
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I Garentee you that there is always a Garen in the bush.
Ahri going to starting anytime? I'm getting bored...
Son of a Twitch... that hurts you know?
Lemme Ashe you a question, what you you call a Poppy, Aurelion Sol, and a Ahri together? Popstar Ahri.
The kid is on Santa's Naughty List due to being toxic. That's Nautilus I'd want to be on
That's what she Zed.
I tried to make a pun but Irelia couldn't think of Anniething...
Urgot to be kidding me, You're the most Aatroxious player I've ever met!
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I Garentee these puns are in fact funny. I've heard a Zilean of them, yet I always Zed they were so good that I had to share them. In fact, it Lux like they are so Aatroxiously Good and Anniething but perfection.. So atleast please make Brand new funny jokes or Elise people will have to slap you for not making more.
Truly you are, 
-et.
: glhf ......... glhf
Justice is 
-teed
Oh, I'm S-
for the KS
So, I recently had a lot of Brands and Annies in my games. Had to report them all; not sure why, but all of them were constantly flaming.
When I played Nautilus the last time I was doing pretty bad. My teammates were nice, but I couldn't shake the feeling I was dragging everbody down.
Yesterday, I would have played a ranked midlane against our favourite blue spell-slinger, but he dodged. He simply couldn't Ryze to the challenge.
Whenever I go jungle, I never enter their jungle. In my code of honor, counterjungling is a big Nu-nu
A friend told me a while ago he wanted to main every yordle. He changed his mind after a match of One for All. Why you ask? Too much Rumble.
Why cant 
get locked out of his own house?
Because he HAS-A-KEY!![slayer-jinx-wink]
Now is the time where a vlad main would be very helpful, they have a 
of them, I -tee it.
information I am good at this game.
why is yasuo never locked out of his house? Because he always has-a-ki! (has a key)
why is yorick gay? Because he digs graves.
lee sin walked into a bar, a chair, and a table.
Today's game forecast: windy with a chance of heavy 
(if there is a Yasuo or Janna on the enemy team)
I mean, there's a jokes around here