EVERY TIME THIS THING IS PICKED: 
I hate being counter jungled. Whenever I kill the enemy jungler, I say "that was for my red/blue."
I just want to farm in peace.
Counterjungling non-jungle mains is so easy
PFFFFFFFT wait till the Poacher's Dirk is released in season 7...
That is when you stop farming their allies and claim the whole jungle as your domain
MUEHEHEHEHEHEHEh
When you starve an enemy by clearing most of his jungle, but your team is so stupid they feed him anyway for no reason, when they're not even getting multi-player ganked.