New year, new game
I gave myself 1 year to find any reason to play league, didn't find it. Riot made absolutely no effort into anything because they're halfasses and don't give a shit. But to be honest if I made a free game to make money I wouldnt give 2 shits about the fucking asswipes I have playing it, so long as they give me money. So you know, that works. But let's talk about the new year. I have very high hopes for games in 2018, I saw the new god of war, last of us 2. Some other super spoopy secret games coming out. It looks like I'll have everything else to play and spend money on since league is the same shitty game. Plus fallout 4 is still around and has about 600 builds to try. Maybe when riot decides to create my personal champ, I want a non mana user who focuses on 1 shotting you from across the map while being a tank, his ult should just turn off your moniter and his passive should be 100% of damage is converted to true damage. Q should be a click to land hard cc that has increasing range the longer the game lasts, capping at 5,000,00 units at 5 minutes. His W should just be an anti burst passive, that's where the tank part comes in, 50% of damage taken is converted to a shield and it scales with hp/armor/mr and caps at 200% of damage taken is built as a shield instead, his E should be a flash based dash with no cooldown as long as enemy units are on the map. And we already went over his ult pay attention. I feel that would really balance the game that you know...you don't fucking play. If you're going to make a game at least play it.
I forgot what this rant was about but we can fit something about the community. My first two games this year were the worst things I've ever seen, staring into my toilet after explosive diarrhea would be more pleasing than playing league with any of the players I had, 15 seconds into the match the new word of the game was "retard" I was a personal fan of jackass and asswipe but it feels retard fuckface will be this toxic years lingo. I wish I was informed I guess I missed a copy of "toxic gods anonymous " After all the only fun part of you game is toxicity, be real it is. Winning a game? And by winning I mean shit stomping, there is no fucking close games. It's either 30 to 13 or 13 to 30 there is no in between. if a game goes on for 40 minutes it's already a bad game and I contemplate afking because it's already taking 20 minutes too long and wasting my fucking time.
I forgot what I was saying again...oh yeah the community. You fucking suck, I know you do because I'm a part of the community and I fucking suck as well. Not at the game just as a person I hate all of you and the only people I befriend must also hate everyone as much as me, through our hate of everyone else we have fun. And that's the entire game, find 4 friends to play with and it's great, or enter solo que and then afk every 3rd game until you get banned.
10/10 when the fuck does cyberpunk 2077 come out?
