Your headcanons for certain champ mains

SpecterVonBaren·Jul 11, 2016·30 votes·2,806 views

Here's some of mine.

Mains actually couldn't care less about his kit, they just love puns.

Mains listen to jazz music as they play and are high as a kite while doing so.

Mains are actually huge tsunderes and just want everyone to love them, that's why they keep trying to make big plays by diving into the entire enemy team.

Mains are players that have been playing this game since season 1 and are just so tired of having to deal with bad teammates that they decided to main Nasus so they can ignore everyone.

Mains are actually the nicest, calmest, most soft spoken people you could ever meet in real life.

Disclaimer: Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.

129 Comments

Jeanne fan clubJul 11, 201621 votes

Aatrox Hipsters who think that yi and tryndomere are too mainstream Swain Singed Yorick Creepy people Urgot People who want to be recognized for climbing the hard way Zilean Stoners. "the government wants the groovy man" Trundle Ironic trolls Karthus People who unbind their right click and just Q to auto attack Fiddlesticks Genuinely amazing players who realize that fiddle is op Darius People who get REALLY pissed at their teammates and want to be both tanky, and do damage. Zyra People who get so pissed at their teammates that they go her instead of a a utility support to babyproof the enemy team so theirs won't get deleted right away. TwistedFate People with severe trust issues Viktor Pre season 6: thought that his concept was cool, and was good despite being unpopular. Post season 6: Freelo mid Teemo satanists Diana heretics Azir "he's in the lcs so he must be good" Akali People who refuse to let go of season 4 Annie pedophiles Blitzcrank Sadistic trolls Garen People who refuse to acknowledge that justice is based on perception (shots are fired laughing fish) Pantheon Bakers Lux Mentaly unstable people who enjoy her laugh Ahri people who watch anime AurelionSol Neil deGrasse Tyson Heimerdinger Dongers Leona People coming from dark souls Fiora People who think that she is using the rapier correctly... Zed Disciples of the church of Faker Tryndamere Flamers Thresh Hookers

MhihnjJul 11, 20162 votes

Disciples of the church of Faker

found this on the net:

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/uKUFpPcAD8U/hqdefault.jpg

hoes and bowsJul 11, 201615 votes

Looking for my main like http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/wth.gif

Wukong X AhriJul 11, 20168 votes

I found your spot in the kids area. http://24.media.tumblr.com/6df0d630eb2773ec01edadda8e32225a/tumblr_mvrkjmfGF81sgz2h2o1_250.gif

DealthJul 11, 201611 votes

Diana No self respect whatsoever, will do anything for elo, generally have no friends or parents that love them.

The Blue RajahJul 11, 20161 votes

Kinda harsh, don't ya think?

QjTHqo3RTqJul 11, 20168 votes

It takes a special kind of asshole to main Diana if we're being truthful

MavenSongJul 11, 201610 votes

Sona mains...

They are often quiet people in real life, in game the like to have a good time...

But they are secretly deep down the most sadistic people. They get a sick pleasure from the constant lane harass, just watching thier enemies' life bar drain fills them with ecstasy. The most sadistic of these are the ones who build full Ap. They love seeing the enemy carry go from full to almost dead in less than a second...

Or maybe thats just me ^-^ http://pre04.deviantart.net/f95e/th/pre/i/2012/080/4/f/sona_lol_by_kawailemon-d4tjirq.png

VesarixxJul 11, 20163 votes

It's not just you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWhqg-yLey4

QjTHqo3RTqJul 11, 20162 votes

Sona Most likely to spend money on dlc that show characters breasts

Void NargacugaJul 11, 20169 votes

I'm here to see what people think of certain champion mains... Don't mind me. https://i.gyazo.com/1879ddad395eac2137cba238079be701.png

PwnKatJul 11, 20168 votes

Nautilus Really quiet IRL and only want the best for their team

Ashe Are really bad at the game but try so hard to make the best of plays

Corki Loud in real life and enjoy making jokes out of nowhere

Fizz Just want to climb but in the process become arrogant people

morris1Jul 11, 20168 votes

Yorick 404

Glory ln DeathJul 11, 20166 votes

Sion Calm? Yes. Softspoken? Check. Nice? Well... usually. That last one kind of goes out the window when I'm in a game, to be honest...

RalanrJul 11, 20163 votes

I try to be calm and often I am. But there are those moments, moments that are more common than I'd like to admit mind you, but moments nonetheless where I just hate EVERYTHING including myself.

Same with nice.

Bunb0tJul 11, 20166 votes

Leblanc Mains fall into one of two categories: 1) the nicest people you will ever meet, never flames, stops allies from flaming and is genuinely kind and plays leblanc for the sophistication she exudes in game and in lore; or 2) the meanest sunuvabitch ever, spams "git gud" or "juked" every time they hit w or rw.

DarkSunSovereignJul 11, 20162 votes

Don't forget type 2) always rushes Mejai into Rabadon's, never uses QRW and instead always uses WRQE (And misses the chain) and feeds their lane super hard.

Bunb0tJul 11, 20161 votes

Ah haha, true i forgot the mejais! And when type 2 is done feeding, they always say "report noob jungle never ganked"

DarkSunSovereignJul 12, 20162 votes

They also might complain that the enemy champ requires "no skill" and that they got camped (you're LB, wtf).

QjTHqo3RTqJul 11, 20166 votes

Here's my perspective from playing it down bot

Tristana turret mode ACTIVATE Blitzcrank "People have said he's annoying, I'll play him, and get muh lucky game winning kill" Lose - 3\20\2 Alistar "People have said he's annoying, I'll play him, and get muh lucky game winning kill" Win - 2\0\29 Braum Top laners that are trying to get into support Caitlyn Somehow will make the champion look super hard with how badly they manage to fuck up Corki So invested in their triforce, they'll build it no matter their kda Draven Constantly talk about Tyler1, and will be toxic enough to be annoying, but not enough to int Elise 100k points into Rumble Jungle and Korean Lucian, currently 20k points into Elise support Ezreal "Let me poke guys!" Fiddlesticks Here to win in the trolliest way possible Graves Can't go 10 minutes without making a cigar joke Janna Is likely playing overwatch, but wants to keep farming elo Jayce Will buy four mana items before gets any actual ad items Jhin Close to vayne in universal adc toxicity Jinx Totally useless without passive active Kalista Most likely to complain about a support who doesnt sacrifice themself for her, will flash out of a jinx ult full health when the support is in the way Karma Plays like they're in a competition between karthus to spam q more often KogMaw Has teared off every key of their keyboard except for w Lucian General douchebag Lulu General douchebag Lux Even she does get a sightstone, she still rushes that ludens. MissFortune It does matter where she is when a teamfight starts, she'll ult, and she'll complain about no peel when she dies while ulting Morgana Actual real life satanist Nami Plays more agro than a leona with ult up Nautilus Actually a total flamer Quinn Is only bot because they got stomped top Sivir Will turn around in a fight JUST to get her free mana, and then die Sona If she was in a teamfight, you only noticed her once she ulted Soraka Super agro in laning, and way too far in backline to heal people during teamfights TahmKench Just got out of a game with a vayne Taric Will constantly remind people about how gay their champion is Teemo Will feed 100% just to make people mad Thresh Just play the champion because blitzcrank w got nerfed Twitch Will still remind people that old ult was called Spray and Pray Varus "GG Noob Support no peel," Vayne Only play the champion for flashy plays, there is no other reason to play this champion after all Zilean With 600k points in the champion, on their 800th game, will finally figure out if you hit two bombs together, it stuns people Zyra Here to win with the least amount of thought and effort put in the game possible

SpookyNeedleJul 11, 20161 votes

That Nami one hits home

QjTHqo3RTqJul 11, 20162 votes

If you told them that their w could be casted on their adc to start, their jaw would hit the floor

The Letter HJul 11, 20163 votes

" TahmKench Just got out of a game with a Vayne" I know that feel all to well. ;-;

KANYE OBAMA GODJul 11, 20162 votes

I ONLY REMIND THEM IF THEY SAY THE WRONG ONE

CannonLordFreedJul 11, 20165 votes

Yorick Galio etc. mains simply want to be special and piss people off.

Mr FidoriJul 11, 20166 votes

Galio Wins games by forcing enemies to spend 20 mins figuring out what you do.

PK FlunrJul 11, 20164 votes

RekSai - Are all dolphins

HayRossJul 11, 20164 votes

Riven Are literal salt shakers, somehow playing League of Legends Taric Can't go 5 minutes without saying "Truly outrageous" Garen The greatest human beings on the planet who bring justice and morality to villains Darius Filthy Noxian scumbags who eat kittens, chew it, and spit it out to their young who cannot process food on their own yet

Lord BoltrixJul 11, 20163 votes

I don't see mention of Mordekaiser mains.

Prepare, for we come.

QjTHqo3RTqJul 11, 20162 votes

Mordekaiser Fanatics death metal fans that don't seem to have a grasp on the meta

Malicious MetalJul 11, 201612 votes

The meta? Please, I eat meta picks for breakfast.

Rich in salt.

QjTHqo3RTqJul 11, 20161 votes

tfw every morde I see gets instabursted the moment a stray slow hits them

Malicious MetalJul 11, 20161 votes

That's because 90% of them go the W max build and get a lot of AP as opposed to actual Juggernaut stats.

My Morde build puts me at about 4k hp 1k shield on top of that and about 50% tenacity. Coupled with a lethal mix of both AD and AP makes for a really though nut to crack.

Fat Bastard GODJul 11, 20161 votes

They max W first for clutch heals and massive damage. Maxing E just drains your HP bar and the value is far less than maxing W first.

Why wouldn't you want to heal for over half your HP on a krug? Different playstyles I guess.

Malicious MetalJul 11, 20162 votes

I play Morde for his shield not some heals. If I wanted heals I'd play Swain or Vlad.

Besides, maxing E has great synergy with the Juggernaut build due to the % shield gain while also providing more reliable damage, more managable wave clear and great trading power.

But yeah, personal preference. Morde's got a lot of different play styles and builds and I just so happen to prefer the Juggernaut approach.

SpecterVonBarenJul 12, 20161 votes

All of you are Malicious Metal.

CastaneanJul 11, 20163 votes

Sejuani They are forgotten because even they forget Sejuani exists. Ashe Truly loyal people. Ashe is everyone's first main and only the most loyal stick with her. Lissandra Hackers, the whole bunch, because when they play her she does absurd amounts of damage but when I play her she does less damage than a full Warmog's Soraka.

The Letter HJul 11, 20163 votes

Am I the only one who didn't play ashe after the tutorial? I went straight to cho'gath and mained him Until the end of season 5 lol ( started mid/late season4 Around jinx/Velkoz release i think.)

The Letter HJul 11, 20163 votes

TahmKench Most Kench mains are known for extreme gluttony, trolling people with W is the one thing that makes them happy in this world. They also play Kench because in their elo, they can't trust their team to NOT be boosted animals. **ESPECIALLY THEIR ADC. ** Or is that just me?

Disclaimer _i did not say that any member of the league of legends community is in fact a boosted animal. I merely stated that I can't trust you to not be one. Please do not leave a hate comment because of this. _

Supreme Senpai69Jul 11, 20163 votes

Veigar and Nasus People that don't trust their team, so they farm as much as possible to carry them on their shoulders come late game.

They generally don't make it to late game.

CatastropJul 11, 20162 votes

Zed Good people whose inner assholes have been forced to the surface because of prolonged exposure to this champion. Sona People who like listening to music while playing. Diana People who have an appreciation for really bad jokes. Shaco People who genuinely would like to stab people but don't because the law is sensitive.

TequilaZombieJul 12, 20162 votes

As a Shaco main I'd like to say you are wrong. We do not like to stab people. We like to make them suffer. Stabbing is just the simplest way to do so!

AsudurgaJul 11, 20161 votes

Hecarim item 1402

QjTHqo3RTqJul 11, 20161 votes

he doesnt build the jungle item anymore lol

AsudurgaJul 11, 20164 votes

Speak for yourself, hue.

item 1402 item 3142 item 3742 item 3078 item 3065 item 3009

Tribbles FoxfolkJul 11, 20161 votes

Sona Actual mutes. Usually mutes EVERYONE in-game as soon as the game starts. Builds a Lich Bane first item ALWAYS. (I just described myself in a nutshell, haha)

Nami They always play while they're taking a bath and have a bunch of rubber duckies with them. They will ship Disney princesses with ANYONE. ANYONE.

Riven Tough, vicious, and toxic on the outside, but real softies when you get to know one. I once got to know a Riven main so well that she called me a "furry %%%got" instead of "gg feeder, gonna run down mid, plz end fast and report team". Good times.

Morgana Super goth and hate life. The slightest sign of a positive attitude will be smote immediately.

Quinn Actually owns a falcon named "Valor" in real life. Always hunts and raises Pidgey in all Pokemon games. Probably owns a working crossbow as well. Currently out running around with Pokemon GO open and a transportable charging station trying to find Pidgeys, Spearows, and Rufflets.

Teemo Secretly, they're just a bunch of Teemo-loving goofballs that don't take the game seriously at all. They will have ridiculous builds every game, but usually a ridiculous KDA too. They will own either Cottontail Teemo, Super Teemo, or no skin at all. The elite few Teemo-only mains will always take the game super seriously and actually commence a short blood ritual to the Elder Gods before each match. They always own Omega Squad Teemo.

All Mordekaiser mains are secretly Malicious Metal and Worst Morde NA on different accounts. They've been playing for at least 4 Seasons now and have Vietnam-style flashbacks to a better time for Mordekaiser. (Force of Nature)

Garen All Garen mains are Laughing Fish, which explains how he can pump out so many memes.

Chogath Basically the Vanilla/Burning Crusade fanboys from World of Warcraft, these guys remind you every chance they get about how Season 1 and Season 2 were so much better and everyone that plays anymore is a filthy casual. They always have Gentleman Cho'Gath.

SpecterVonBarenJul 11, 20162 votes

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They always play while they're taking a bath and have a bunch of rubber duckies with them. They will ship Disney princesses with ANYONE. ANYONE.

I deny taking baths while playing, but I will admit to having rubber duckies all around me when I play and choose to remain silent on the final statement.

VoidStaresBackJul 12, 20161 votes

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Basically the Vanilla/Burning Crusade fanboys from World of Warcraft, these guys remind you every chance they get about how Season 1 and Season 2 were so much better and everyone that plays anymore is a filthy casual. They always have Gentleman Cho'Gath.

Now now, some of us just "main" (I have five champs I play more or less equally) Cho because we agree with his philosophy. Eat everything, destroy everything, leave nothing but burnt wastelands in your wake.

SpecterVonBarenJul 12, 20162 votes

So....

Nami Cho main! What is best in life?

Chogath Crush your enemies. See them driven before you. Hear the lamentations of their women.

Nami .........