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You suddenly have the ability to delete a champ, but there's a catch...

Linna Excel·7/30/2018, 4:17:38 AM·6 votes·2,173 views

Okay, you wake up one day and you realize you have a newfound one-use, one-time power: you can permanently delete any champ in league. Completely. However there's a problem; your one use power is terribly unreliable.

  • 25% of the time it'll successfully delete the champ you want it to.
  • 25% of the time, it does nothing to the champ but a kung fu Soraka appears and beats you up with banana-chucks.
  • 25% of the time, a random rioter reworks the champ and whatever outcome is unpredictable.
  • 25% of the time, you power has the opposite effect and buffs the champ you selected so it never falls below 10% pick rate and 53% win rate.

Which champ do you choose to delete if you choose any?

15 Comments

FrozenFrostFyre7/30/2018, 4:23:53 AM8 votes

Yasuo. 1 - deleted and everyone is happy 2 - nothing changes 3 - no possible way to make him more cancer so reworking is a plus. 4 - nothing changes

The thing I hate most about Yas aside from 2 op passives(double crit/free shields) is windwall if it wasn't for that I wouldn't mind him so much.

EarthyMadness7/30/2018, 4:59:26 AM5 votes

Zoe

  1. good
  2. nobody expects the banana
  3. can't make it worse
  4. I have a ban slot
QuadraBananas7/30/2018, 4:57:05 AM4 votes

I HAVE MADE A TERRIBLE MISTAKE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uwglp7WtHyM [sg-ahri-1]

EvilUnicornLord7/30/2018, 4:52:09 AM2 votes

I'll pick a champion and use random.org to determine the results.

Evelynn

Evelynn is buffed by an insane amount and, due to the massive increase in Evelynn players, NSFW commission artists and porn sites receive a hefty increase in profit and already some creepy company in China is making a machine that lets you play League with just one hand. On the other hand, Kassadin and Rek'sai mains are frolicking in the easy wins.

I am still terrible at her.

ZackTheWaffleMan7/30/2018, 4:44:28 AM1 votes

2 is a positive outcome

Primaquarius7/30/2018, 5:12:31 AM1 votes

Im locking in Sona and taking preemptive Tylenol

Beatrice falls7/30/2018, 8:18:03 AM1 votes

Zoe win-win situation

afmghost8/1/2018, 1:24:14 PM1 votes

Fizz, and his damn burst and built in hourglass dash

  1. I'll dance on the grave.
  2. Bring it on bitch.
  3. They can't fuck it up worse than it already is.
  4. Now he's banned all the time.