Y'all got the memes covered, but we need some games

BobaFlautist·8/18/2016, 3:43:05 PM·25 votes·2,167 views

And no, not the types of games GD plays with each other and with the moderators.

I'll start us off, and continue from my favorite response each time, seem fair? Here goes:

You're sitting in your kitchen, eating Kraft™ Mac'N'Cheese® for dinner, when you hear piteous yowling at your front door. Evidently, a cat wants to be let in to your house. You make your way to the front door, your dinner still in hand, and open it to see what the big deal is. There, staring at you from your doorstep, is the biggest bobcat you've ever seen. http://imgur.com/al9PXL5.jpg What do you do?

64 Comments

Skelenth8/18/2016, 3:49:27 PM22 votes

I shut the door, because I've seen through its swindle! It's actually Shia Labeouf and he wants to eat me!

Khadaver8/19/2016, 12:42:28 AM12 votes

I run before it turns into a human and throws a 1k damage spear at me

JayHog19928/18/2016, 3:57:33 PM5 votes

What's a bobcat?

Bottom Laner8/18/2016, 8:54:14 PM4 votes

I meme the absolute shit out of it until its nothing more than a 40 year old neckbeard on Reddit reposting shit from other sites that shitpost using Reddit

Zonkman8/19/2016, 3:37:27 AM3 votes

I'd look up his match history on op.gg and take things from there

Sakuczya8/19/2016, 1:42:44 PM2 votes

Place a pink ward against Rengar

Maximum Morde8/18/2016, 4:05:24 PM2 votes

https://67.media.tumblr.com/95f6a54d9e940bbc0327a8adb2f6b9af/tumblr_o8ysltN29k1t2hewgo1_400.gif?noredirect

The 2nd Horseman8/19/2016, 9:18:20 PM2 votes

Can i throw away the mac'n'cheese? I really don't like mac and cheese. Ham and cheese, sure! Buttered noodles? I mean regular noodles would've been fine but alright. But the packaged mac n cheese stuff ain't food dog. Ya dig?

Laughing Fish8/18/2016, 4:04:52 PM2 votes

Instead of responding in a funny manner, I will respond in the correct manner. Like most felines, running from them is not the best idea, but they are skittish and will avoid a direct fight. Waving your hands above your head and screaming will frighten them, and they will run away. https://media.giphy.com/media/Fr51PdEf2NxOE/giphy.gif

Dataless8/19/2016, 9:07:58 AM1 votes

I would earn the Bobcats trust, however long it took, and have a magnificent feline companion. It's essentially a big kitty, so I think I can handle it.

Adinymis8/19/2016, 9:19:52 AM1 votes

Skin it. Alive...

ModAttysu The Poro8/19/2016, 8:01:56 PM1 votes

... is dying an instrument?

BobaFlautist8/18/2016, 4:22:48 PM1 votes

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Instead of responding in a funny manner, I will respond in the correct manner. Like most felines, running from them is not the best idea, but they are skittish and will avoid a direct fight. Waving your hands above your head and screaming will frighten them, and they will run away. https://media.giphy.com/media/Fr51PdEf2NxOE/giphy.gif

The bobcat cowers and starts to slink slowly away. You walk slightly towards it, trying to get it out of your yard, and it panics and runs past you, through your doorway and into your house. On its way past, you get a glimpse of old scars and the clumped fur that indicates recent injuries marring its otherwise beautiful coat. Somebody - or some_thing_ - has been hurting this animal.

Mystery Ghost8/20/2016, 4:20:14 AM1 votes

world of warcraft

TheCharmingCharm8/18/2016, 11:35:01 PM1 votes

I crouch down, get a large spoonful of mac-n-cheese, and feed it to the bob cat that i just named bobby!

Lord Galvatron8/19/2016, 4:21:49 AM1 votes

I got a game for the folks at Memes & Games to play:

Take a shot of cranberry juice every time your bot lane dies to a gank and didn't have any wards placed in the river. After the game, appreciate that I told you to take a shot of cranberry juice instead of a shot of liquor. Having a upset stomach is much better then alcohol poisoning.

Doctor Dyment8/19/2016, 7:42:16 AM1 votes

Well, I'm a strange man who collects all different manners of weapons. So if the cat gets inside my house and it is near the front door, I would have my machete on hand to defend myself with. If I could get at least one good swing in, maybe when it pounces me, I think I could finish the job so to speak.