Your favorite champion suddenly gets the hots for you and starts flirting with you with the full intentions of getting you in bed with them. How would they do it and how would you react to them doing it? Gender doesn't matter here. Weather your champion is male or female, or you are male or female. All that matters is that its your favorite champion regardless of yours or their genders.
FusionSuit44 votes
"I have a lot of blades, but I have...a special one for you."
pls no
HalloweenDeath37 votes
mains probably threw up after reading this.
360D3GR3SS30 votes
Have you seen enough to know where this is going?
Cupkek29 votes
"Let's try fisting"
D:
Narasimha28 votes
You. Me. Eternity. Now.
Me: ..... Oh gods.
The Stoic Hero24 votes
Janna
The party was thick with people, as the atmosphere was choked of egos, scored by a band that had a little too much to drink. There was a commotion in the middle of the room, and I did my best to avoid it. Some celebrity of sorts, but I kept to the fringes wondering why I came at all. I was never found of such events, but the catering was usually to die for. I stood by the refreshments with a half empty drink in my hand, warmed by my neglect to it. Then I saw what the excitement was all about. A women with an other worldly grace, stood amidst the crowd, her long golden hair and scantly clad ample features contrasted her to the multitude gathered around, the kind of girl all the guys go for. She made eyes at me, and I pretended not to notice, but her perpetual glances became more and more overt. "What does this woman want with me," I thought. "Yeah she's pretty, but beauty can be deceiving."
She handed her glass off to some poor chap as she slowly made her way over to me, being stopped several times along the way. I tried to find some route of escape without seeming too rash, but while I was observing her I allowed myself to be surrounded by vociferous attendees. Before I knew it, she was right in front of me without even making a sound. She smiles so brightly I feel a tinge of warmth inside, along with the chilled gaze of every man there. I smile back, but can not quite hide my concern.
"Parties are meant to be enjoyed," she says softly, yet confidently, as a smirk forms on her face.
"Too many people for my taste, and not enough air," I replied casually, trying to keep my distance.
"Then let us go get some air," she said while wrapping her arm around mine. The hate was palpable as we walked to the balcony, and I wanted to be anywhere else but there.
She shivers in the cool of the night, and I asked haphazardly, "Are you cold, you certainly aren't wearing a lot." I cringe internally, expecting a fiery response, but she slightly smiles, and looks into the distance.
"The cold really doesn't bother me anymore," she replied in thought. Nonetheless, I took my jacket off and draped it over her revealed shoulders. "Thanks," she says, "But, you are too kind." We stand there for a while, gazing out the overlook, and the silence would be deafening had it not been for the party behind us. I wonder if I should just take my leave, but then I notice an almost sadness in her eyes.
"Thank you," I finally said as I let out a sigh, "For getting me away from that party." "I was kind of anxious about coming out here with you, as I do not want to draw the ire of those inside." "Thats not your fault, though, I apologize if I have bored or offended you." Her eyes flashed with concern and hope.
"No, not at all," she responded, "Here I was thinking I was boring you." We both stared at each other for a second, then burst into laughter, as the tension could be felt leaving. A few close to the window looked puzzlingly at us, as they commented to themselves and returned to the party. "I should thank you for joining me out here, and going along with my whims," she continued, "It was quite selfish of me."
"Not at all," I retorted, "I am quite enjoying myself." "Its not everyday I get such a beautiful women's att-" I stopped, as the clouds had parted and the moon shone brilliantly upon her, and for the first time I really looked at her. I was captivated by her beauty. A slight blush came across her face as mine began to flush, and I grabbed the ledge as we both looked away. *"Sorry," *I said after a moment had past and my heart rate began to settle. "You probably hear that all the time."
She placed her hand on mine, smiled, and said, "Thank you." "I only hear that from those who look at me like some object to be obtained, and its nice coming from you." "I noticed you didn't look at me like that." "Instead, there was a strength and a great sadness in your eyes." "I guess I just noticed a kindred spirit in you", she said as she placed her hand on her chest and looked away. "I really wanted to get to know you," she said as she look back at me, her hair falling over her face. Without thinking, I carefully tucked her hair behind her ear, as her eyes glistened in the starlight and a warmth radiated from inside her. I held her face as she once again brought her hand to mine. We look at each other for what seemed like an eternity, as we found ourselves slowly moving towards one another. Our faces drew closer until our lips were just barely apart, the a sudden commotion inside startles us both. Her name was called several times from the party as she squeezed my hand. "We will have to continue this another time." She said winking at me, as she reluctantly leaves my presence.
I stand on the balcony for a while, my head in a swirl, until the evening chill brings me to. My confidence renewed, I return to the party, and thoroughly enjoy the rest of the festivities.
Genova Fearbane24 votes
"Can you be like the wind... Always by my side?"
Me: "I'm not gay."
"... So is that a maybe?"
IceKingChernobog23 votes
i don't wanna. Can i even say no to him? Send help....
MrBuffington23 votes
"Did I mention it's mating season"
I'm okay with this
Klatn Yelox22 votesJust how the hell
does ORIANNA
get the hots for anyone? I don't even. OH GOD NO. RAPE! THE BALL IS IMPATIENT!!! WHYYYYYYYYYYYY???
LankPants20 votesAt least 
's good at playing with balls.
Demonsolder2119 votes
Please dont make me think about this.
NinjaToad9917 votesMaybe space AIDs aren't that bad.
hedgehogius21 votes
http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/January_2014/VKR/R.png
MarhsallLee6719 votes
She turns my 
into a 
.
Oshlet18 votes
:3
OH DEAR GOD HELP! HE'S DRAGGING ME AWAY TO HIS LAIR!
FEEL MY STING
NOT LIKE THIS! NOOOOO
ReadyForDiscord17 votes
"I'm a bloodthirsty killer, both on the battlefield and in bed."
Me: Send help, anyone, please
Blazing Tenshi15 votes
???
Ace Access 15 votes "why is there no one my age?"
iamthegoatofwar25 votesI am not sure what to say to this.
YOU BEEN WARNED15 votesAlistar no matter how you put it, I still can't milk these. 
Pls bro.
NinjaToad9915 votesNot with that attitude you can't.
Cpt Pants14 votes
: How about you let Draven spin you around huh?
Me: OH GOD YES!
Xtremey13 votes
would be amazing because he could r and we could 3 way secks
NinjaToad9928 votesThen at the end the fake one would explode in knives and you would die.
Ayame Isaki13 votesChallenge accepted.
Greetings Isaki.
Me: Well this is new. Normally you just talk about balance and complain about noobs. Wait... how is this possible?
Ignoring the question, We have long walked the same path.
Me: True...
I've been there for you since the beginning; I was your first. I know that you like your other champions a great deal and as such no longer spend as much time with me as you used to... I suppose all things in balance.
Me: Are you upset with me?
It is to be expected that you work with other champions to improve your skills and knowledge. There is no balance in playing only one champion.
Me: Alright...
There is so much hate for me on these forums and in game... I need balance. I need to know that you still care about me.
Me: Akali, you are hands down my favorite champion. I know I have a great deal to learn to master you, but as long as you don't mind getting wrecked from time to time you will continue to be my main. I love playing you.
Bows her head in thanks and grabs my hand.
Me: Where are we going?
In an overtly flirtatious tone, I'm going to let you master me.
hedgehogius13 votesWell, my second favorie happens to be rumble.
I mean, would the robot come too?http://38.media.tumblr.com/f245835937b51797f83131639bba25ce/tumblr_mhf1scka6f1s4wlbio1_400.gif
Vesarixx12 votes
Doesn't need to say a word
Mahautsukai11 votes
"Succumb! It's inevitable."
Me /excited /I dare not touch her, my hand just froze.
"The cold will numb your pain."
Me /commences sexytimes
/nearing "You can't stop an avalanche."
Me /dies
"Another frozen corpse."
TTUPhoenix11 votes
There's one particular bone I want to feast on...
I need an adult!!!
OverpoweredSoap10 votes
Sorry Karma.
I'm gay.
Keevalroy9 votes Yup, I'm dead. Werf.
iamthegoatofwar14 votesNope ahri doesn't kill men for their souls any more. She's more or less harmless if she's trying to get you to fuck her. (not that you have much choice charm op.)
AnysonAcE9 votes Oh dear lord please no...
I may be Pansexual but I don't think you're my type...
Mightysam20109 votes
This better end with some goat milk
acepil0t9 votes
Umm....
Armordildozer9 votes
"CCRRR AAAAAHGHGHG CCRR CRR CLICK CLICK"
...oh baby?
King Odin9 votesWell....
....I'm probably rubbing up the wrong tree
HalloweenDeath8 votes
is my favorite champion so i'd be fine. I think shes hot as hell.
AbsoluteSadman8 votes
"SHURIMA"
;n;
Plus50g8 votes"No please! I want you to be with Caitlyn!"
Violenty hugs me "Suck it up, honey bunny."
;_;
OmegaKraid8 votesWell.. I guess the important thing is got to keep her happy. Yup. Very happy. Can't be unsatisfactory. Nope. Can't make her furious. She can make me hot also. Very hot. Like boiling to my skin. Seared flesh we're talking about. Just got to keep her happy and never angry.
The demands also. They're asking me to wear something specific, like a king or something.
: THE POWER OF A DRAGON!
... I am trapped in a very unhealthy relationship.
NemuIka8 votes
Erm. S-she's a couple hundred years old, right? Right? I don't wanna go to jail! D:
Quort7 votesSo... 
.
He'd probably approach me pretty shyly... but gain confidence as we went on!
: "Oh umm... hey Quort." >.<
Me: "Hey Zac!" C:
: "I like your flesh." :3
Me: "Uh, wut?" ._.
: "Oh umm... but if you don't like my goo that's ok! Sorry to bother you!" :O
Me: "Are you kidding? Your goo is over powered!" :3
: "Really? You think I'm strong?!" :D
Me: "Yea man! You look great!" :3
: "Why thanks! I do work out!" :3
: "Let's take this relationship to the next level!" >:3
Me: "Oh I don't know how this would work out... do you even have ... um... you know... those organs people have." O.o
: "What part of 'amorphous' goo did you not understand?" :P
Me: "Oh... my... gosh..." :O
: "By the way, I top." >:3
Me: "Wait wut?" ._.
: "Beat up or beat down? I'm flexible." >:3
Me: -gulp-
And then he moves in on me and I'm completely seduced by his aloof and confident attitude. Plus, he's super kind and yes, he does look good in a suit!
Embertine7 votesWow, apparently the thread is getting popular! Still only a few whom responded correctly, but its still fun to read all these "YES!" and "NO! SOMEONE SAVE ME!!" replies. lol!
Drunk Rummate1 votesAhri?
Damn, I'm probably about to die....
