Examples:
A fast af ninja pikachu that throws surikens.
Korean P0rn star who kills with balls and kisses.
16 years old witch who castes deathly light spells including LASERs.
You get the idea. You can discribe their gameplay, lore, look, character, etc. Keep it short and funny. The goal of this post is to cover all champions this way and to have fun.
Doc
Grumpy
Happy
Sleepy
Dopey
Bashful
Sneezy
If you watch anime, you already know who she is.
Basically a care bear, but is always prepped for actual war.
She's Toph Beifong.
She's Lin Beifong.
His design was conceived when someone sneezed on their computer screen.
Beyblade destruction in human form
A guy that fights with a lamppost.
Omae wa mou shindeiru
There's no cock like horse cock
JUSTICE
"We got a real jam goin' down"
"Personality"
B E G O N E T H O T
Gangplank Bankplank
Female Tennis Player
Tactical Nuke Man Drop Incoming
Cancer
Cancer
This time it's actually Cancer
They wanna read my scroll
Biggest tiddies in the game
The fuzzy cuffs are at home
BOCKC
A bald midget plays this guy The Earth revolves around his ego
42
Karma's a bitch
Tick tock where do I put my cock
Ice dildos Norweigan girls make do An actual troll
Banana
Scooby snaks
HUR HUR HUR
H E R E T I C S
Lamppost
You put an ass on a lamb
Bug
Fairly certain he's his own black market
HAMMER!
Definitely not gay
This unit is a flippin' ninja!
She's legal I promise
useless
a giant monster that eats you
immortal dog
puts you to sleep, then kills you with 1 hit
3 guys 1 body, 2 humans, 1 devil, 2 are gay, 1 is straight, 1 doesnt wanna kill, 2 want to kill
He's ok.
A ninja that dives head first into battle and makes it work.
Death Metal Incarnate
undead necromancer monk gravedigger
Ice Phoenix
Lady version of Batman, with swords for legs
Poison Ivy
Joker, but he can become invisible
Harley Quinn with a rocket launcher
Harley Quinn's more responsible older sister
Harley Quinn in a furry costume riding a lizard
Bipolar
Devil monster with 2 homos inside
TROLLLLL
balan- ha! cant even go through the sentence
THUNDA BAER
Satan
(I live in nyc btw*) NYC rat with a crossbow
S H O T G U N K N E E S
"Yellow" blue "WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"
*misses every skillshot, barely farms and dies a bunch" lands 1 skilllshot and u get oneshot
STACK STACK STACK STACK STACK STACK STACK STACK STACK STACK STACK STACK STACK STACK STACK STACK STACK STACK STACK STACK STACK STACK STACK STACK STACK STACK STACK STACK STACK evil STACK
I HAVE TRANCENDED THE ART OF STACKING!!!! WITNESS THE POWER OF DARK HARVEST MUHUHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA
space AIDS
rock solid
ya might as well stand still all game
he thought it was funny... (DONT HIT THE WARD)
knife kitty
Free RIOT POINTS!!!
"hey team? how do u die?"
guy who's more toxic than the yasuo
demands resect because he masteed the most physically taxing combosin all of LoL- E + Q, and R
The Assassin's Creed character that EA misplaced...
: Long Deep breath S H O T G U N K N E E S
: T H O T
: A spooky Boi who comes flying from halfway across the map to instakill you.
: A spookier Boi who gives you heart attacks and throws birds at you.
: Some bug who can make you're screen black and white before you can blink.
He's a sad mummy that cries on people.
She's a young-looking old lady with knives for legs and cables in her hips that can pull her to stuff.
Some kinda weird purple guy who floats and kills people by looking at them really hard.
Little girl that has transcended the boundaries of time and space, murdered a small village, and is obsessed with cake.
A pirate who's just really into citrus and powder kegs.
Another pirate but this one isn't into fruit like the first guy. She does have the world's best chiropractor though.
The love-child of a turtle, a roly-poly, and a hedgehog.
Cosmic space-hobo with telescopic legs that can only communicate via wind chimes.
Michael Vick's worst nightmare.
Bloons Tower Defense 3
[put a tentacle joke there]
Godzilla 2.0
The fart man https://boards.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/c/memes/1gLV6khz-if-certainlyt-had-designed-the-death-star?comment=000a00070000 (this btw)
https://youtu.be/1PPwZkkTFxk?t=367
https://youtu.be/qNoVTWSgZTk
+lvl6=kill
DRAAAAAAAAAAVEN
GOTTA CATCH EM' ALL
https://youtu.be/i8ju_10NkGY
https://youtu.be/KjaRPcIc1eU
"FOUR!"
Mech spider with SHOTGUNKNEES
Toph
: Fabio gets gem powers from the stars in 90's anime fashion.
Almost every African-American stereotype in one champion.
He'll suck you off and give you AIDS
He is studio ghibli. Land his skills at the right time and auto without dying. Good Luck.
Can't wear shoes cuz snake
Do you know where black ice comes from?
Hideous bog man who licks people to death.
Fuck you.
3 foot tall demolition expert with zero patience and a general lack of self preservation.
The Runterran Joker (modern style).
The Runterran Joker (classic style).
Runeterran precursor to the Borg.
A time mage so powerful he has trouble keeping track of his tenses.
The leader of the waterbender tribe from Avatar but also a sassy mermaid.
A tiny, evil wizard-cat with a hat that is bigger than himself and a tendency to obliterate you with a summoned commet.
A strange old man with his pet-bird, who sometimes fuses with it to become a life leeching monster.
- A pirate.
- Another pirate.... Lady... Yea I can't get out of this one...
- somebody you should be terrified of.
- somebody you should even be more terrified of.
- The white.... shadow... umm... ok I tried on this one.
- The REAL white.... shadow...
- An electric mouse pokemon.
- The REAL savior of the world.
- A champion who eats rocks for breakfast
- Another champion who also eat rocks for breakfast, and a rock.
- A bird. Ok she's Articuno. Good enough.
- Someone who you should sing "bird is the word" every time you use your final form. :}
- The sun.
- A no-brainer..... I mean, the moon.
- Link's Grandpa without the shield.
- Zelda's sister who bound the light.... twice.
- Actually from the past.... He's an ancient champion, from season 1. Uh, good enough.
- Me riding a mount catching all those dang vermin on the countryside, and a hillbilly.
- A champion everyone should hate. (I'm sorry)
- A champion everyone should be their best friend. (also sorry)
- Don't worry, just another one of those Troll picks. :}
A baby with the most horrifying temper tantrum you've ever seen.
Psychotic chemist running around gassing people with poison.
Hasagi and Hasayo, are the parts of Yasuo!
The nicest guy with the best mustache
Shovel Knight
Some whiney bitch
Tree
That one girl from the porno
Weird tree
Me on friday
Tacos
Some anime
A midget with an explosive gun.
Rodent that shoots poisonous darts and mines stronger than the atom bomb.
