Roadman Big Shaq League Edition
"Are you ready for this G, yeah?"
"C'mon, man, I was born ready and dat."
"Okay, aight, boom!"
Max stack 
w/ 
, 
R "Big Shaq, hold tight, Asnee."
"Scoopnum, ratnum, oosna."
"Hold tight the girl-dem as well 
"
"Boom!"
"Two plus two is four, minus one that's three, quick maths."
"Everyday man's on the block."
"Smoke trees 
"
"See your girl in the park, that girl is a uckers 
"
"When the ting went quack-quack-quack, you man were ducking."
"Hold tight, Asnee, he's got the pumpy."
"Hold tight, my man, (s)he's got the frisbee 
"
"I trap, trap, trap on the road, movin' that cornflakes."
"Rice Krispie."
"Hold tight, my girl Whitney."
"On the road doin' ten toes, like my toes."
"You man thought I froze."
"I see a peng girl, then I pose 
"
"If she's not on it, I ghost "
"Hah, look at your nose
What!?! You d***head! Look at your nose."
(Lying players pretending to be Diamond) Nose long like garden hose.
"Shhh, you get me?"
"Boom!"
"man's gonna come back in" "yeah, yeah."
"You know like that?" 
"yeah, yeah, yeah."
"You're feelin' that? 
"yeah, yeah."
"You dun know, I see you shiverin' and that
Don't get shook man's here." "Aight."
"You protected-ed, yeah?" "Aight, let's do it."
"Aight, boom! let's go, boom!"
"Hop out the four-door with the .44, it was one, two, three and four
Chillin' in the corridor, your dad is forty-four
And he's still callin' man for a draw."
"let him know. When I see him, I'm gonna spin his jaw 
"
"Take man's Twix by force, send man shop by force."
"Your girl knows I've got the sauce, no ketchup
Just sauce, raw sauce."
"Boom! Yo, gah!"
"The ting goes skrrrahh, pap, pap, ka-ka-ka
Skibiki-pap-pap, and a pu-pu-pudrrrr-boom
Skya, du-du-ku-ku-dun-dun
Poom, poom."
"You dun know."
"Big Shaq 
ha, yo, yeah-yeah
alright."
"Fire-fire-fire in the booth, You get me."
^ "man's not hot." 
"I tell her man's not hot, hah, cot
I tell her man's not hot
The girl told me."
"Take off your jacket"
"I said "Babes, man's not hot
Yo, man can never be hot."
"Perspiration ting, Lynx effect."