Cards Against Humanity anyone?

I wish to create an unofficial League of Legends themed expansion pack for an online clone of Cards Against Humanity using Cardcast. However, i have no ideas for what to do. please label your reply as call (black cards) or response (white cards).

Example:

call: text text

Calls can be "pick two cards" if needed, just leave the blanks(underscores) where they need to go. Please make sure everything is League related, and makes sense. Thank you for your time.