TFW Aurelion Sol...
A star-crushing celestial being, gets stymied by:
A redneck throwing playings cards
A tiny person-thing flying a rickety helicopter-thing that runs on acronyms
Vomit
Darts
Feet
Livestock
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Licks
and tears
a prehistoric 3 year old with anger issues
Ice. Especially considering space is much colder than ice.
Sand. Which is also in space, or at least giant asteroids and stuff.
Ice.
Fire. Not like this guy can crush ACTUAL STARS with his hands but apparently can't take a small campfire.
Poison gas.
Some dude with an axe.
Some dude with steroids and cleavers.
Spiders.
A tiny blast of magic.
A highly flammable champion and some crows.
A sword???
Fish.
Anyways the list goes on but wtf this makes no sense other than like Bard being able to beat him.
Violent STDs.
A rock
A hard place
8 year old girl and her teddy bear
Oh you mother F**ker.
The sun
a yordle that can bend the fabric of space-time.
A banana
A snowball
A tree
A plant
Horse-apples
Too many balls
Air
Giant Squid
a magic rock monkey with a big stick
JUSTICE
meeps
a steam powered robot
punches
flailing
is literally just a large rat.
and an angry, dead guy.
TFW when a celestial-sun-buster being get killed by a fat drunk guy 
No matter how big no matter how strong and powerful, IF u listen to his song , You will join his choir.
