TFW Aurelion Sol...

Goosetard·Mar 3, 2016·51 votes·4,420 views

A star-crushing celestial being, gets stymied by:

A redneck throwing playings cards

A tiny person-thing flying a rickety helicopter-thing that runs on acronyms

Vomit

Darts

Feet

Livestock

76 Comments

Shroom JunkieMar 3, 201635 votes

TahmKench Licks

WindupMar 4, 201626 votes

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Im ImpotentMar 4, 20164 votes

Just remember, comboing your plates usually results in a higher score than going after the big ticket courses.

AkesgerothMar 4, 20162 votes

To be fair, Tahm is probably Satan incarnate, so bad example.

warpenguin555Mar 3, 201629 votes

Amumu and tears

Gnart Even CloseMar 4, 201628 votes

Gnar a prehistoric 3 year old with anger issues

Spizzle9000Mar 4, 201627 votes

Anivia Ice. Especially considering space is much colder than ice.

Azir Sand. Which is also in space, or at least giant asteroids and stuff.

Ashe Ice.

Fire. Not like this guy can crush ACTUAL STARS with his hands but apparently can't take a small campfire.

Cassiopeia Poison gas.

Darius Some dude with an axe.

DrMundo Some dude with steroids and cleavers.

Elise Spiders.

Ezreal A tiny blast of magic.

Fiddlesticks A highly flammable champion and some crows.

Fiora A sword???

Fizz Fish.

Anyways the list goes on but wtf this makes no sense other than like Bard being able to beat him.

Captain AishiMar 4, 20166 votes

on the anivia part, she's not just ice, she's TRUE ice, so you could say she reaches the absolute zero (much like nunu's yeti does) and space is technically warmer than absolute zero :P

roar2001Mar 5, 20161 votes

I thought space was absolute zero, because it has no pressure.

Captain AishiMar 5, 20162 votes

as long as you can see light from the stars, some of their energy output is traveling through space, thus making it at least a bit warmer than absolute zero... i think

roar2001Mar 7, 20161 votes

But, there are o particles to accelerate in the absolute nothingness of space once you travel far enough away from any planets, asteroids, or nebulas.

Captain AishiMar 7, 20162 votes

heat is generated when energy comes into contact with matter and finds resistance, it's like the saying 'a tree falls in the forest and there's no one to hear it, does it still make a sound?' where the answer would be: no sound is produced if there are no ears to convert the vibrations into sound. basically even if the void of space contains no heat in and of itself, any being trying to observe the phenomenon would interfere with it (sorry if my explanation is weird i'm really tired ATM XD)

roar2001Mar 7, 20161 votes

That is what I am saying. No Heat=Absolute Zero Space has no heat=Space is at absolute zero If we assume that a dragon that is large/strong enough to hold something millions of times larger than our planet, can also travel through absolute nothingness with no resistance available. We can also assume that the physics that apply to us do not apply to him. He can withstand A huge ball of pure intense heat, so he can probably survive the absence of temperature as well, like a rocket ship. to answer the last point, if he travels through absolute zero, no particles, he cannot energize those nonexistent particles. so in the case of space there is no way to "heat up" nothing.

Captain AishiMar 7, 20162 votes

if there weren't any particles travelling through space, you wouldn't be able to see the light from the stars no? what i was saying is that even if the space around him is at absolute zero, his body won't be since he is there to react to the energy travelling through space so he will be heated up by it

roar2001Mar 7, 20161 votes

He will still be affected by absolute zero, if you put ice cubes into soup, the mixture will gain negentropy and try to rid itself of the negentropy by sharing heat among all of its particles. Light is not matter, light is a wave that acts as a particle, thus it is energy and cannot take on energy. I see your point about absorbing energy, but space itself still has zero pressure, the definition of absolute zero.

Captain AishiMar 8, 20162 votes

i actually thought the definition of absolute zero was matter without energy, not energy without matter, meh it's not like i'm an expert on the subject either

roar2001Mar 8, 20161 votes

I did some background reading and you are correct, I concede to you.

XeynidMar 4, 201615 votes

Fiora kills him with a yard stick.

That's the only skin that counts on fiora.

Unlimited ChillMar 4, 20162 votes

Spiders are some scary shits so yeah, I'll give him a pass on that one.

KnoyleMar 4, 201624 votes

Malphite A rock

Rammus A hard place

Gentleman GemsMar 4, 20166 votes

{quoted}

A rock

A hard place

FTFY

Still made me LoL ether way

The WhamboozlerMar 4, 201624 votes

Ahri Violent STDs.

ProfirixMar 4, 20169 votes

Wait, pretty sure thats Malzahar .

GrReaper96Mar 4, 201613 votes

Ahri X Malzahar im shipping it

The WhamboozlerMar 4, 20168 votes

Where did you think he got those Space Aids from?

Mango LocoMar 4, 20165 votes

and those crabs

AquariusGineMar 4, 201621 votes

Annie 8 year old girl and her teddy bear

ModAcademy KaynMar 4, 201618 votes

Redneck

Oh you mother F**ker.

OrangesilkMar 5, 20162 votes

I say Neckbeard, complete with the fedora, he just needs to be throwing Yu-Gi-Oh or MTG cards.

ModAcademy KaynMar 5, 20162 votes

Let me repeat myself.

Oh you mother F**ker.

BârdMar 4, 201614 votes

Leona The sun

LauchmelderMar 4, 201613 votes

Leona kills Aurelion Sol with Solar Flare

"Karma is a bitch, dragon."

Stars ShaperMar 4, 201610 votes

Karma "Why everybody hates me?!" D:

CatastropMar 8, 20161 votes

Heh, this has to be the best one.

PiRoScOuTMar 4, 20168 votes

Veigar a yordle that can bend the fabric of space-time.

GoosetardMar 4, 201611 votes

I mean just based on skill names if one thing was gonna hurt him "Dark Matter Asteroid" would be a solid candidate.

BattleBalladeerMar 4, 20162 votes

Nah dude. Veigar is on the short list (teehehehee) of characters that can actually kick Aurelion Sol's ass. Primordial Burst is is guaranteed to oneshot magical beings greater than x power.

Not to mention as you said he has powers over space-time. He is funny sometimes, but he is just as potentially villainous and powerful as Sol. Veigar should not be taken lightly.

KomePrePongoMar 4, 20162 votes

I personally think Veigar is much stronger than many chapions in league in terms of his lore. He controls the energy and power of black holes(Event Horizon), I hope you guys understand what black holes do with stars?

Surge06Mar 4, 20168 votes

Soraka A banana Nunu A snowball Maokai A tree Zyra A plant Hecarim Horse-apples Syndra Too many balls Janna Air

AnielaMar 4, 20165 votes

Velkoz Giant Squid

aítchMar 4, 20161 votes

Lulu: :(

LOL SpammerMar 8, 20161 votes

What did you do? Tell me your smurf name.

aítchMar 9, 20161 votes

well you see I surprise surprise I can get a little mad at games....
(ThatOtherAnnieBo yes without the t its such an awful name it makes me cringe everytime).