Mastering all champions so when i mastery 5 them ill make a nihilist guide here.

If you need a guide for this bastard you arent building enuogh damage. Like a terrorist. Fast explosive but after the initial impact he doesnt do much. Before the rework he screamed HIT ME constantly but afterwards idk wtf he does. While before he was an intresting adc being the only one that truely lived or died based upon what on hit items are in the game, now he falls in line with every other adc meaning whoever deals the most damage at the time is the meta. Somehow he breaks the entire idea of the top lane aginst melee champs but i cant get him to work jungle. Just build sunfire cape and abbysal helm and youre going to wreck some shit. You also proxy harder then singed. Speaking of this fucker; somehow no matter what you build you dont have enough item slots for all the items you want. You are also incredibly squishy if you build any form of mana to fix the fucker. Play this bitch support and get as much ap as possible rushing Welcome to the literal farmville. Lets see here you stack baby trees inside of bushes before blowing your load on the enemy darius, yeah farmville. Welcome to the figureative farmville. Somehow if you get super far ahead early with this champ you can 1v5 hard carry. Otherwise youre the other 55% of the winrate. Build him pure tank with liandrys to counter this. Hardest juggernaut in the game. Like thats a fucking accomplishment. Somehow with the best early game in the game period and the largest burst combo late game he is still not viable due to the Bethesda level of bugfixing this champion gets. Play him hoping you can turn him larger then baron. Then realize that rito is a fun hateing superevilco and notice that the size caps. The literal best tank ultimate in the game yet you still feel squishy as fuck. Probably the only champ that can win a 1v5 from behind. Just note that you will get a tent up your ass every other day. Maby ill make a devide between champions that you will get camped on vs champions you wont get camped on in top. Somehow this tank becomes useless if you build a single damage item. Meanwhile he is useless if you took away his damage. Riot was high when they made this one. Big surprize when flash is the most broken summoner spell in the game taking a shitty storm spirit and making his ult an instant flash breaks the game for 3 seasons before getting the late game treatment. Welcome to the world of what the fuck do i even build. Seriously nobody has any idea. You can build ad and be like an overkiteing adc (just dont build like one) or build ap and be useless. Or some mixture and actually deal magic damage. Honestly i mastered old yorick not the new one. I think this one is supposed to have a really opressive amount of damage but i couldnt tell you because every top laner has a better early game. The melee version of old kogmaw. In other words rito please give him kogmaws old w. He already becomes useless or useful based upon the power level of on hit items. You need to get ahead for this guy to work. Being tilted helps you do this. Big surprize this gay mother fucker.... Or i guess father fucker somehow manages to make any sticky assassin and yi extremely op while being useless as a support. I also mastered this guy pre rework on top. Great riot somehow made the best late game juggernaut during their random changes and actually had him balanced on release unlike last time Somehow even if they buffed his ability to farm, he still cant push with the worst autoattacks in the game period. Did you guys know that cass was champ 69 as the suductress of the mage class. Well played riot. Also if you play this champion no matter what you do teamates will never say you are good on cass or that cass is a hard champion. I'm not even sure what the fuck this guy does anymore. I played him top to take advantage of his new passive buff but im pretty sure the only strong ability in his kit at this point is his q. Get ready to spend most of the lane wishing you were dead. Jesus christ there is no way to make this champion any more boring. Welcome to the wonderful world of the 1 button wondertank. After you use e however you become cc tank slave #12 Is there a single fucking meta this guy hasnt been in? Id say hes a 1 button wondertank but ults on tanks are supposed to be powerful and the rest of his kit is really good. His q and e actually deal damage unlike a certain peice of shit im about to finish mastering. If he is good jungle i couldnt tell you. As far as im concerned he his a cancer ap support that tries to single handedly win the game with his constant harass. Why is this one considered fun? Remember when peoples biggest complaint about old sion is he did nothing but farmed? Welcome to a champion that does that squared. He is literally the only good champion with hydra right now. welcome to map awareness the game. i need a real weapon. Possibly the second most boring tank ive ever played. He is even worse on the old sion scale of doing nothing but farming. Sure he has more mobility (unless you already used his ult) but he has absolutely 0 forms of intresting gameplay. He is literally generic tank mambo#5. You know how they said kled was supposed to be the champion that should never play passive? Heres the champion that literally should never play passive. If he is playing passive however it is only to get ready to go agressive.