I am very upset in my favourite bot games! (Updated with 2new stories)

ddjBERNARD668·8/5/2017, 6:02:20 AM·1 votes·384 views

https://boards.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/c/player-behavior-moderation/maLKdZwA-i-am-very-upset-in-my-favourite-bot-games

My kindred is a male one Called Bernard Kindred is a they Yeah they A Kindred always want to do some good thing, but end up with the discovery of his or her bad intentions They need Russian Boscht Yeah, Russian Boscht Point at a spaghetti and say: “this is my Russian Boscht, Full of my memory, my dear.” Russian Boscht is their witness of a good heart, A moment of good heart. Disaster is their dignity. Love is their blessing.


Xin’s Arena… One day, Xin Zhou is falling asleep on a boat. Xin: “Arenas in my motherland are boring. They obey The Law Of The Jungle, and I am loyal to The Ultimate Bravery, that’s what my Grandpa taught me. Even a 3 years old kid can figure out the contradictions between these two philosophies…”

After a while, Xin opened his eyes… Xin: “Oh, what a beautiful garden! Lots of colorful flowers! Am I in the heaven?” Kayle: “Hello, how are you?” Xin: “Are you an Angel?” Kayle: “I am a Persian girl called Kayle.” Xin: “Can I come to this place?” Kayle: “I am afraid you will die before reaching Persia. Every hero die in front of the Dark River in your motherland…”

Boatman: “Hey Xin, I know you love to wonder on the river and sleep like a baby on the boat. But do you REALLY have anywhere you want to GO?!” Xin replied: “STRAIGHT to the DARK RIVER!”

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ddjBERNARD6688/7/2017, 5:11:56 AM1 votes

Lux and Garen

Lux: “Bro, why are you hiding in the bush?” Garen: “Because Nasus is out there! Save me, my sister!” Lux: “You should say DEMACIA!” Garen: “Then?” Lux: “Nasus will not bark.” Garen: “So?” Lux: “So you can talk to him, you fool!”

ddjBERNARD6688/7/2017, 11:37:42 AM1 votes

Today soup: Mushroom Cream! Witness of Kindred's fair heart~