Welcome to league of legends
Where galaxys inform of a dragon 
gets fked up by a poison dart spitting hamster 
Where rats blow up towers with satchels 
Where everything exept lazers gets blocked by wind 
Where little 6 year olds Burns you down with fire powers and a teddy Bear
Where a mountain constantly Talks about being rockhard
Where 3 meter Long arrows made out of pure ice fly across the map.
And where an alcoholic constantly drinks alcohol.
But graves still cant have a goddamn 
cigar.
(There probably allready exists something like this but w/e)
