How 2 fix leeg

ggigotfed·12/16/2017, 8:59:55 AM·1 votes·359 views

I will now go through my most hated garbage, and how I think to fix it. DISCLAIMER. I don't actually know anything and I am indeed retarded.

remove all forms of true damage. I even use this shit in my shyvana games with red smite, and it's disgusting. Oh 15k hp maokai? 3 seconds of a brawl with the half dragon j4 fan and he'll be making like a tree...and be burning in hell.

Vayn. W change it to magic damage. R, make her invis shitty camo like the rest of every

Congratulations she's now garbage.

Fizz. Literally only 1 fucking thing. Make his E no longer make him untargetable, OR have it gut his move speed like blitz's W.

Now his win rate goes below 5%, and you know what. He fucking deserves to suffer for a season or 5.

Jayce, zed, jarvan, anyone who buys duskblade.

Fucking delete the damn thing.

Khazix, you really can't change him without making him useless fucking trash. You tried to touch his passive and everyone flipped the fuck out because khazix was unstable, just rework him or something idk we still ban him. Or remove his ability to fucking proc duskblade 4 times.

slut face trist/twitch.

An adcs ability to attack you from the fog of war is a terrifying, and retarded feature to the new sniper elite, instead. Fucking set they aa range lower! Oh but then they'd be at too much of a risk in teamfights? Oh yeah because twitch sitting literally 1600 fucking units away out of ALL harm, while dealing increased damage is alright.

Riot have you ever fought a twitch/janna, and I don't mean some blind pick trash. A ranked duo twitch/janna, I have. I play with two! and they never lose laning phase unless one of those champs is banned. Like wtf is wrong with this shit? Forgot the title this just became a twitch rant. FUCKING GUT HIS RANGE!

Congrats now he's no longer top ban for challenger.

uhh who else..

Shyvana, no she's garbage. Ashe, meh you're useless. Jinx...pfft nobody plays you. Oh here's one.

Reksai, what the fuck do you do? What gives you the right to do 1500 damage in THREE AUTOS. Did riot forget to install any other attacks in your kit so they made your only one overloaded as fuck? Oh..oh they did. Riot people can go 6 thornmails with this bitch and still deal top damage along with having near limitless sustain and unlimited ganking opportunities thanks to her sex dungeons, I mean love tunnels, I MEAN sexy love tunnels. "oh but you can remove them!" Yeah at the risk of having a fucking stroke if reksai happens to be within a mile and a half of it. I mean, at least she's not popular but the ONE game I see her, I'm afraid if I don't ban her she'll be in my next 10 games, for 3 seasons, and even in my fucking nightmares.

How to fix her. She's clearly meant to be a tank right? Oh no she's a juggernaut? Oh well then idk, maybe stop making tank items give so much offensive capabilities? yeah? ok? Buffing sunfire again? What did we tell you? hmm? REMEMBER SEASON 5! HMM! WHAT DID WE SAY! YOU DON'T DO THAT SHIT! OKAY BOOBOO!!!!!!!

Nerf them scalings also.

I only have 1 more champ and to be fair he's not pentakilling the team.

Fucking rakan, you are literally a malphite, only you're actually viable. Again riot only gave him 1 truly useful ability, and it's his mini-malphite ult. It is literally a fucking malpite ult. Minus the damage and a small window to pray to your feeble god, for no mortal power will let you dodge the 0.01 second display of his fuckhole leap, that will then allow him to full combo you and lock you down for the next 16 weeks. That wouldn't be so bad only...it's an aoe and on a 6 second cooldown. Also it now procs the new shieldy rune. I really don't play tank runes. He now does a shit ton of damage.

How to fix him? you really can't. I mean, there is almost nothing you can do with it. You can shorten the range a little bit maybe.

A 2nd disclaimer for those who may not have saw the 1st one. I don't actually want any of this shit in the game, except the duskblade thing seriously fuck that item. It's just my way of venting frustration to the board with some over exaggeration and shitty humor tied in so I don't flame my endlessly disappointing solo que blink pick trash teamates.

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gg wp lol12/16/2017, 9:39:12 AM1 votes

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