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Juggernaut Prosthetics: Proudly covering prosthetics for undead soldiers in need!
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: Karma's Hitman Services: You know what they say, Karma **always **catches up to you!
build-a-bear-then-set-it-on-fire workshop.
Braum's Warm Goat Milk:
It's what sustains our moustached man.
Gems: The aspect of beauty
"More than precious stones, I bring you an ancient power"
"Where Words Fail..." Instruments: ...
Malicious Metal
"Your music will bring great... suffering."
Hammer Time: We are the defenders of tomorrow.
;)
Souls for the low: Wide range of souls from youngsters to the elderly!
Get that soul you're wife has been _dying _for with three simple payments of just $24.99!
: Shaco's Secret Service Service - Backstabbing your nearest McDonald's Manager since 1942.
: Fizz's Freshwater Fish Market - The non-salty equivalent to salt-water fish.
: Over The Hedge Fund: You give us your money, we'll stack it over time!
Kha'mon in. We can have you for breakfast, lunch, or dinner! Only $5.00!
"Kha'mon In" Eatery. We can have you for breakfast, lunch, or dinner! Only $5.00!
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**Wukong's Decoy service **: Why take the hit? let Wukong's decoys take the hit for you ;)
(It was this or a crude joke about knockups T.T)
Zac's tailors: You should get a suit
master yis call center where we kindly ask wuju fuck off.
discount hoes where the pricies are shockingly cheap
chilli stand where our chillie will give you flame breath
Nocturnes Day-care services : Are your kids bothering you? Well drop them off at Nocturnes day-Care service! they will be sleeping by the time you get back, and they won't be waking up.
He regularly takes part in the troll jury?
Pale Man Co: When their clients die, they meet to discuss how they'll enter the afterlife and make suitable arrangements for them.
Ammu Nation: Delivring premium, high quality weapons and ammunitions to the people of Zaun and Valoran.
Mustache and Poro Store: Where you can buy fake mustaches and stuffed poros
Thresh dating service We'll hook you up with your perfect match.
something that messes up the police
Hero Academy: learn from the very best to be the next hero of tomorrow!
: prostitute's R us: there's no light at the end of OUR tunnel. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I'm SO sorry everyone. XD
: leesin closely, blind reading lessons