LoL Achievements
Make up achievements for LoL. You know, those little brownie points you get in certain games for doing awesome or silly stuff. I'll start with...
Almighty One Have at least 1000 AP in a single game.
Blitzkrieg Win a game in less than 20 minutes. Bot games and custom games don't count.
Clobbering Time Have at least 400 AD in a single game.
Commander Beef Have at least 4000 health in a single game.
Cry Camellia
As 
, use Intervention on an allied champion with less than 25% health remaining and save their life.
Dance Dance Obliteration
As 
, hit the entire enemy team at once with Crescendo.
Destroyer of Worlds Score at least 20 champion kills in a single game.
Grand Finale
As 
, score the last champion kill of a single game and win.
Helping Hand Score at least 30 champion assists in a single game.
Immortal Win a game without dying.
Iron Maiden Have at least 300 armor in a single game.
Kill It With Fire
As 
, score at least 3 champion kills in a single game with burn damage from Blaze.
Mind Blank Have at least 300 magic resist in a single game.
Noxian Butchery
As 
, score a pentakill with five uses of Noxian Guillotine.
Pacifist Win a game without killing any enemy champions.
Phoenix Win a game with all of your towers and inhibitors destroyed.
Satisfaction Garen-teed
As 
, kill the same enemy champion 4 times in a row in a single game.
Total Annihilation Win a game with all of the enemy towers and inhibitors destroyed.
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