In light of Hextech Crafting

At the office, and confirm that Spirit Guard Udyr is in the hextech crafting briefcase.

Rioter -- I just want you to know how sorry we are about how fucked up things got between us and Mr. Udyr. When we entered into this thing, we only had the best intentions

As the Rioter talks, Lucian takes out his gun and SHOOTS a nearby skin designer at their desk.

Oh, I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that. Please, continue. I believe you were saying something about "best intentions."

The Rioter is stunned silent

Oh, you were finished? Well, allow me to retort. What does Udyr, The Spirit Walker look like?

Rioter -- What?

sweeps the Rioter's computer and stuffed Poro off the desk

What country you from!

Rioter -- What?

"What" ain't no country I've ever heard of! They speak English in "What?"

Rioter -- What?

English motherfucker do you speak it?

Rioter -- Yes.

Then you know what I'm sayin'?

Rioter -- Yes.

Now describe what Udyr, The Spirit Walker looks like!

Rioter -- What?

points his gun at the Rioter

Say "What" again! Say "What" again! I dare ya, I double dare ya motherfucker, say "What" one more goddamn time!

Now describe to me what Udyr, The Spirit Walker looks like!

Rioter -- Well he's... he's... tan

Go on!

Rioter -- He's... he's... hairy

Does he look like an Urgot?!

Rioter -- What?

shoots the Rioter in the shoulder.

Does he look like an Urgot?!

Rioter -- No.

Then why'd you try to screw him like one?

Rioter -- I didn't.

Yes you did man, yes you did! You tried to screw him. Mr. Udyr doesn't like to be screwed by anybody except Irelia. You ever read the Purifier?

Rioter -- Yes.

There's a passage I got memorized, seems appropriate for this situation: Kayle 25:17. "The path of the champion is beset on all sides by the inequities of the yordles and the tyranny of Noxians. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the summoner's rift, for he is truly his summoner's keeper and the finder of lost champion designs. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to nerf or ignore my brothers. And you will know my name is Kayle when I lay swift vengeance upon you."

and -- All in

activates the culling.