"I'm quitting"
"I want you to know that thanks to the recent change to Orianna, I will no longer be playing the game.
I could handle the nerfs to Haohmaru
, the changes to Naruto-chan
, the buffing Oreo dunker
until he's banned every game so I never get to play him, the update to Poppy that took away the
cutest face in the game and replaced it with this mainstream idea of cute, and even, EVEN the -5 AD on
Warrior.
But reducing Orianna's MR by 4. A WHOLE FOUR?!? That is the last. fucking. straw.
I will no longer be playing the game. And I know this makes an enormous impact on your profits. I was an entire 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% of the Riot's total profits over my seven years of playing."
Well meme'd, friends. Keep making those "I'm quitting and it totally matters" threads.
"PERFECTION!"