Rick Alistar - Always Gonna Knock Them Up

Something Mousey·11/7/2016, 2:43:20 PM·80 votes·3,877 views

We're no strangers to LoL. You have the right runes, and so do I! An early gank is what I'm wardin' for. You wouldn't get this from any other bull!

I just wanna ping that I'm engagin'. Gotta help you get boosted!

Always gonna knock them up! Never gonna waste cooldowns. Always gonna roam around, and ward for you! Never gonna let you die! Always gonna say good try! Never gonna steal a kill, to spite you!

We've been in this lane for far too long. You need to recall, but you're too shy to say it! Inside we both know I can hold the lane. We know the game, and we're gonna play it!

And if you ask me why I'm staying, Don't tell me you're too fed to B!

Always gonna knock them up! Never gonna waste cooldowns. Always gonna roam around, and ward for you! Never gonna let you die! Always gonna say good try! Never gonna steal a kill, to spite you!

http://i.imgur.com/PDF3qd8.jpg

27 Comments

AngelFrost0011/7/2016, 2:56:35 PM11 votes

Still better than me singing Im a barbey girl in the changing room.

Oleandervine11/7/2016, 4:16:55 PM10 votes

If he's knocking everyone up, that's a lot of child support he's gonna have to pay on a Support budget...

morayshark11/7/2016, 2:45:10 PM9 votes

Expecting alistar related content?

TO BAD WALUIGI TIME http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/948/679/a78.gif

rtbf22561824111/7/2016, 6:22:58 PM6 votes

Jhin Art is worth the pain.

FantasySniper11/9/2016, 3:28:51 AM3 votes

That picture will never not be funny.

AgentManhyme11/7/2016, 4:26:23 PM3 votes

Riot needs this in music video form so I can alistar roll people

Yi Bencheikh11/7/2016, 11:57:33 PM2 votes

rito need to make a legendary alistar skin and make him a login screen with a song having this lyrics

The Ender Cobra11/8/2016, 1:19:08 PM1 votes

https://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/65743803.jpg

Something Mousey8/5/2017, 9:19:12 AM1 votes

bump

Something Mousey6/18/2019, 4:28:17 AM1 votes

This needs a bump.

Something Mousey12/30/2019, 12:05:07 AM1 votes

Bump for posterity.

ModJikker12/30/2019, 4:57:45 PM1 votes

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