A story from Evelynn mains.

https://www.reddit.com/r/EvelynnMains/comments/8zf4xi/discussion_at_riot_hq/?st=jjovkuwx&sh=3fe62e52 Credit on Eve mains sub

Riot: Evelynn! You're getting a rework!

Eve: What? Why?

Akali: Ooh! Me too! Me too!

Riot: Anything for you, deary :)

Eve: Can I still be the greatest assassin in Runeterra?

Riot: Sur--

Akali: No fair! I wanna be the best!

Riot: Okay Evelynn. We'll make you a succubus.

Eve: I --

Riot: Sorted!

Eve: Can I at least keep my permastealth?

Riot: I guess...

Akali: Can I have stealth too? Ooh! And I want to be immune to true sight while stealthed! And I want lots of gap closers from stealth! And I want it to work under towers for easy tower diving!

Riot: Sure thing, darling <3

Eve: (Flips table)

Riot: Right! No stealth pre-6 for you! And we'll make it inconsistent with every other stealth too! And we'll take away your mana regen!

Eve: Can I at least keep my hybrid stats?

Riot: No. Hybrid is unbalanced and we're trying to weedle it out.

Eve: Fair enough.

Akali: Awww! But I wanna keep my hybrid stats!

Riot: Okay sweetie :)

Eve: What about waveclear?

Riot: Ahahahha! God forbid a stealth champion has waveclear!

Eve: I had it before...

Riot: I guess we'll give you bonuses against monsters.

Eve: And minions?

Riot: I'll think about it (throws away paperwork)

Akali: Ooh! Ooh! I want a really spammy ability that does lots of damage and makes it easy to waveclear! And I still wanna be manaless!

Riot: Sure thing! Do you want it to do bonus damage to minions and monsters too?

Akali: Yesyesyesyes!

Eve: What about my W? Do I still get a gap closer?

Riot: Just ult backwards...

Eve: But damage...

Akali: I want lots of dashes! And a stun! Ooh! And I want to jump over terrain! But make it better than Talon! I want bonus damage!

Riot: Anything for you :)

Eve: Can I--

Riot: Eve just stay in the Jungle out of sight!

Eve: (Walks away)

Akali: (Zooming around) I'm so OPeeeeeeeeeeee!